Whoa Nellie! Will we get some perfect 10 games today? The slate doesn’t look too freaking appetizing at first glance, but one never knows. Anyway, I fucking miss Keith Jackson. He was awesome.
Oklahoma vs. Texas (noon, ABC)
All the early games are complete shit. The one week I would LIKE my wolven sort to play this window, they end up playing Friday night in Blacksburg (which I like especially because it ticks off all the grumpy old white men who find high school football “sacred” – even though a reat many schools play on Thursday anyway now). This is the game to watch because it’s all sorts of fun to point and laugh at what’s become of Texas. It would be kinda sad if it weren’t, you know, fucking TEXAS.
Northwestern at Michigan (3:30, BTN)
With all these terrible games on the major networks, this is what slips down to BTN? Fucking really? Let’s hope the Wildcats make make it snow proud, and/or happy drunk. The Harbs fluffing is bad enough as it is.
Washington State at Oregon (6:00, Pac 12)
Loser of this game goes into complete and utter freefall. Games of this nature can make for very interesting television, especially when there is no defense to be played by either side. Yes, I’m reaching here.
Oklahoma State at West By God Virginia (7:00, ESPN2)
No rest for the wicked, cousinfuckers. Part 2 of the methhead two-step is at home, at least, and the Pokes really aren’t much of a team. Both of these squads are likely more entertaining than they are really good, but that likely makes for quality viewing.
Miami at Florida State (8:00, ABC)
Hey, another game that used to mean something! This week’s version of Florida/Tennessee. Miami has a good QB, and not that much else that impresses me. Florida State has an impressive defense and overall athleticism, but struggles mightily to move the ball, especially through the air.
Cal at Utah (10:00, ESPN)
Last but definitely not least, your DVR/tweaker special. Both teams are undefeated, and interesting in different ways. Team Secular Big Love is the “steady” team that has risen to the top of the heap thanks to the chaos all around it. The question remains whether they can find that 5th gear to make that Great Leap Forward into the playoffs, and to really compete for the title. Whereas the Bears are the fast advancing doormat riding the arm of a star QB, putative #1 draft pick Jared Goff. With the EPL on hold yet again due to stuid international play, you need this game for your Sunday morning NFL warmups.
Wazzu and the Ducks in OT. I gave up on this one when the Cougs fumbled down 10 with 7 minutes left.
Is there any team in the entire country, other than Kansas State, that can be unranked and up by two scores on the #2 team in the country, and not just have a chance to win, but genuinely seem to have the game in the bag? I’d rather be down 11 points to Ohio State than to Kansas State.
Yup, invading Manhattan with Dr. Kevorkian back on the sidelines is tough as shit.
There is nothing better in college football than watching Kansas State the two or three weeks out of the year where they decide to really seriously destroy shit. No team peaks higher. When Kansas State is at its best, there is not a team in the entire country that can hang with them, and this is somehow true year in and year out.
Yet for some reason, I never see it coming!
Do they play Baylor at home this year? I really want to see that.
Yup. Home against Okie next week, home against BayBay on 5 November. Already set for 7:30 on FS1.
someone should call Kansas State and tell them this isn’t 2003
I’ll say this: WVU has been a much better second-half team this season. Just get to the locker room, calm the shit down, and regroup for the rally.
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A RIPPIN AND TEARIN REFERENCE
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Damn.
If the ‘Eers weren’t so busy shooting themselves in the nuts they’d be shooting themselves in the face.
Roll Damn Shitty Kicker
HAIL BLEERGH
ALL THE FRAGS
Touchdown Hogs! 7-3 over Bama at the moment.
Seven Nation Army. Brilliant.
Hang your head in shame, WCS.
Got any blue and yellow camo?
They were playing that during the fucking Maryland game.
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That’s better.
RALLY’S ON MUTHAFUCKAHS WOO
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EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS
oh hai Lily
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I just don’t see it. I feel so many shame.
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Rushel Shell III has more vertical lines in his name than most people.
ITS THE TWEEDLE FINGERS PLAY BOYS SET HUT
Skylar Howard only knows one way to throw the ball, and that is 47 quadrillion miles per hour.
I’m gonna have to quit profilin’ you’ns games ,, smgdh
Gotta say I’m ecstatic hockey is back and YOU CAN MAKE $62,000 THIS YEAR BY PLAYING DRAFT KINGS JUST CLICK TO WIN. ENTER CODE RACKETEERING!
/i blacked out
WCS is gettin’ upset.
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STORNG
I hope you at least acquired pills for the occasion. I can empathize. You saw what happened last night. Well, probably you didn;t. But you read me and WBS wailing and gnashing our teeth about it.
Murphy’s Law kind of game for the sheep shaggers so far.
Reminds me of the old Carlin joke:
Q: Why do cowboys fuck sheep by the edge of a cliff?
A: So the sheep will push BACK.
PENALTY SHOT FOR NASH LOOK OUT.
Well that sucked.
IN THE FIRST ROW OF THE UPPER DECK
Roll call time. Any other mofos cheering for Mexico tonight?
In women’s tennis I always bet against the heterosexual.
Enjoy Rushel Shell, moonshiners!
Don’t think I had previously noticed how much the cousinfuckers’ coach looks like Andy Kaufman.
Ok. St.’s slogan is “The World’s Brightest Orange.”
If they say so, I guess.
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Skyler Howard is almost as bad as Skyler White.
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Ball security, ‘Neers. You need it.
Offensive line blocking, Eers. What is it?
Non-consanguineous marriage, hillbillies. Try it.
Arkansas has also forgotten how to tackle Running Backs apparently.
I’m gonna need more beer.
Tennessee really loves to recruit quarterbacks with massive foreheads. Dobbs’ eclipses Peyton’s.
Without Chubb, Georgia comes up short.
colon Chubb not around long enough to help Georgia
Oh, Vols.
So…looks like my Hogs have forgotten how to tackle Wide Receivers. That’s probably not going to work out well against Bama.
Remember when Nebraska beat Northwestern on a Hail Mary? That’s why I want this shit to happen to Nebraska every single game?
Badger? I hardly[loses on field goal with 0:04 left]
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger football football
HERP A DERP indeed, Ugga #81!
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Tennessee coaching comparison: it’s almost like it’s an institutional thing, not the coaches fault
This is setting up to be a real amazing finish. Who DERPs last, HERPs best: Ugga can’t win in pressure situations, and Tennessee gives away fourth quarter leads better than the NY Giants.
I hope you saw the end of BC/Wake. Nothing could out herp-a-derp that.
The ACC is the syphilis of college football. It never goes away, is responsible for brain deterioration, and is ultimately fatal.
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NOPE, Wake fumbles running out the clock LOL.
Jawja 2 yards away from blowing the entirety of its 24-3 lead against a team with no offense.
Annnnnddddd BC fumbles on a 3rd and inches QB sneak, inside the Wake 10. 3-0 it shall end. What a game.
Also, nice boner for that Matt Carpenter leadoff HR. WOO!!!!!!
We almost had a punt return safety to cut Wake/BC to 3-2.
Fournette is a beast-dog from outer space.
“‘Whoa Nelly! It’s so hot, the sweat on my undercarriage could irrigate a small radish farm,’
-Keith Jackson”
–SklarBros