There are two days I want made into national holidays:
1. Halter Top Day: This is usually the first truly warm day in may, when every girl decides to go walking in a halter top. It would, ideally, be accompanied by drinking festivals around the nation.
2. Boot Day: basically the same thing, only in Autumn, on the first crisp Fall day when all the women come out in boots for the first time. Also ideally accompanied by drinking festivals around the nation.
http://37.media.tumblr.com/a304650fad088fba2e17c1c1a8ce2030/tumblr_n9kbquyXHZ1sexuoko5_250.gif
http://38.media.tumblr.com/c0b894ad0a2674ccfb1418fa483ee287/tumblr_mhak8f78p61rmnmfuo4_250.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/80a32cce3ce2e6590749924436b22d54/tumblr_nq7ldyJeUR1tikjvqo1_400.gif
She’s there to flirt with poor nerds who cannot get American pussy, god bless her heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTSBR7eHL_I
http://41.media.tumblr.com/7a76ae6f200b64ff826fee8fdabe8da6/tumblr_npt31jxgpt1sb75bgo1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5gCb1th90
http://36.media.tumblr.com/b3e583b08e113958736b43b3c55342c0/tumblr_n8py6k1i5R1re944wo1_500.jpg
My town has an Oktoberfest. My town has women who dress like this for said festival.
That is where the similarity ends, and the endless wishing begins.
Awwww. Avril has gotten tangled in her Christmas lights again:
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13100000/Outtakes-of-avril-in-Inked-magazine-avril-lavigne-13146411-1000-1500.jpg
I love a festive masturbator!
She’s plum tuckered herself out. I should probably comfort her.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/5dbd33e88d92d9b97ca7f2ba5ab977af/tumblr_nek47pRXEV1u1dkf2o1_250.gif
http://38.media.tumblr.com/a75fb534d7f848775aa542ed7b541ed8/tumblr_noxszeZrMa1u1dkf2o1_250.gif
“Tits… or GTFO.”
or GoT.
http://julesfrusher.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/guinevere.jpeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIaPIy4Mddg
http://38.media.tumblr.com/9b92072943e006761c19420ee007cc3f/tumblr_n6w47zMZ8r1qzgcxao1_500.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tWyIug2qP0
I’m about to turn into a pumpkin, so I need to drink until my liver explodes in the next ten minutes.
CHUG CHUG CHUG!!
http://41.media.tumblr.com/aa2f84ca88d46c60146f2306d88723ee/tumblr_nle8hsPaDK1qbmigqo3_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ758xfIK4I
Dude; I know.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/be245714ef4b3e6715654216d6e4f33f/tumblr_nbogq5HtZL1sj3omto2_1280.jpg
Last. Lucky stagehand.
http://i.imgur.com/lWm6K7O.gif
http://likehome.co/photos/odette-annable/full-odette-annable-hot-bfecdd4e273b4a750094d66cde12f9cd-big-53764.jpg
One more.
http://i.imgur.com/zO8dgd9.gif
http://i.imgur.com/08yvPCL.gif
She’s been running a long time. I hope she gets here soon.
What a mix.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/87b33855177ee5cd58b2111ad815bf1d/tumblr_nk5o7oia8i1u0p9nlo7_500.png
No ladies, but we should, just in case.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/9e5035ade5dc9ba40f80dfa4d535c008/tumblr_nlgynncfZy1tdowxko1_500.gif
One guy pic:hundreds of women pics. BALANCED POST ACHIEVED. VICTORY BEERS FOR ALL.
I think there is two; maybe we over did it.
http://i.imgur.com/BlDhgO2.gif
No, no, sweetheart…. they must remain free. You get better aerodynamics that way.
http://i.imgur.com/EX6h7Zg.gif
DAMN.
Fuckin’ soup vending machine!!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7AjjtkS_HoI/UhCOWqP8ySI/AAAAAAAAsw8/TJXlYfzphlo/s1600/596af71b6cae70836b7011fe5fe78572_image_document_xxl.jpg
http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/KRISTEN-BELL-in-Norma-Jean-Roy-Photoshoot-15.jpg
http://38.media.tumblr.com/31dfa4bc2e98b6fe48dfd3aadf98f185/tumblr_ncrjxuu4HD1teb7deo1_400.gif
http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/s–gt2dWCLv–/t_full/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_75/v1376852652/katy-perry-twerking.gif
http://www.flixist.com/ul/215905-some-like-it-hot-amy-adams/Amy%20Adams%20Hot-4-noscale.jpg
http://31.media.tumblr.com/a4270c235e2b08e76c2121d405afd4ef/tumblr_nh2iuglmd51rk74v1o1_400.gif
http://i.imgbox.com/ExgCL8At.jpg
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/4963334/600full-alona-tal.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/a8bf4a4163e100f01153213163526e7f/tumblr_nw43r2UZeW1tl7vq1o1_1280.jpg
The look of absolute murder on the cat’s face makes this image a thousand times funnier.
… And that’s how WWIII began.
http://i.imgbox.com/ke4WeEjk.jpg
http://113.imagebam.com/download/kHYTfSP7rkLdWE7C08tX_g/44117/441161648/Katy-Perry-San-Juan-Concert-6.png
Background dancer: “dafuq just reheated some day-old red lobster?”
http://i.imgbox.com/8cRaxct2.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sw54Pdh_m8
http://41.media.tumblr.com/f5d625d1296937c1dce51e5ac032e260/tumblr_nlfvbcMWUX1updl4to1_500.jpg
It’s legal, but I can still read her lips.
“Nice Shorts”
“HELP! I CAN’T BREATHE!”
“…entropy? Come back! COME BACK!!”
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a281bd5ad8faa2b9ffb92139d2caad9e/tumblr_nlfl696GUr1tzkkwmo1_500.jpg
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Michelle-michelle-rodriguez-1087143_652_806.jpg
http://31.media.tumblr.com/c57c63c29dc3e3fc133bda8ac1020bde/tumblr_nn71yrED8H1s02vreo3_400.gif
(sorry, been waiting to post this one)
Pussy on the ‘hood.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/2f44e6c9ded4defd50864880bb20c113/tumblr_nlabb34Uxm1r3rdh2o1_500.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/283b26ce757ee1ca95e226f97fe25a1f/tumblr_ni93y5FzZc1qjqxmoo1_500.gif
http://38.media.tumblr.com/32b84dcfc10a633f6e990f0d67d53217/tumblr_nmf3yy7ZPP1s2as9mo1_500.gif
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mu0bEkcW1qc1u27o1_500.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/654ab276434f3064815f838b20c7ce4f/tumblr_nuc6a2gInq1tilve9o1_1280.jpg
Resolution is low enough that lips or butt hole can’t be seen:
WE’LL PICK UP THE FLAG!
BLEEERGH THE FLAG GOD IS NOT AMUSED.
The resolution is fine if you open the image in a new tab/window. 😉
Just like all my others.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/47813e81858f0e2374da0711fff6c40e/tumblr_nm1a52pMX31u2k4ito6_540.gif
She’s flexible. Would she like to be my friend?
It is decidedly so.
http://martin-ksk.tumblr.com/tagged/aline-riscado
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/23/19/26ED74D100000578-0-image-a-2_1427137784157.jpg
Rain coat; nothing underneath day.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/b9f7f0b42b32fcd1863937950b87a1e5/tumblr_nklfxjQor41tfvv30o1_1280.jpg
A real Brasileña
http://i.imgur.com/L9nZY8G.jpg
The purple hair adds two points.
Shay Maria is the bomb.
http://i.imgur.com/9Xyrg27.gif
http://38.media.tumblr.com/0744113a42e21c2aa1097e0b14652a75/tumblr_mkxmgjZ6fK1rfi4oso1_500.gif
She is four foot two inches of sexy.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G6F3Wy2S6QQ/Uh4sQNBmYPI/AAAAAAAAs6k/ZrkjB-PdDBY/s1600/med_nothing-jpg.jpg
http://www.thedailywtf.com/images/200608/wtf2.jpg
Rebecca Romijn – ‘Femme Fatale’ (2002)
http://33.media.tumblr.com/eb003d810c8c411435b1192b481fd620/tumblr_nnvq7bZwa81u08gzyo4_400.gif
I don’t even know what to post next.
DEVO videos?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dHLNWhb9P_A/UfEl20Vev5I/AAAAAAAAseM/2o3iO_zgGG4/s1600/F46Moshe1.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/1fc2bca6dcb475a4bf63ec41b725688f/tumblr_mqauh0vhI71ss25dro1_1280.jpg
Boooo! Not even a real Brazilian ass.
I think she’s just a fan.
Close enough!
http://i.imgbox.com/BG4LOGn6.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r6dn0lH01qgwqw9o1_500.gif
Bonus ax and knife.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/4d1cbeb6b9753d984fb36e8d00472703/tumblr_npuawsv5yj1thr7ppo7_1280.jpg
Boots.
There are two days I want made into national holidays:
1. Halter Top Day: This is usually the first truly warm day in may, when every girl decides to go walking in a halter top. It would, ideally, be accompanied by drinking festivals around the nation.
2. Boot Day: basically the same thing, only in Autumn, on the first crisp Fall day when all the women come out in boots for the first time. Also ideally accompanied by drinking festivals around the nation.
Jean shorts.
Overalls, no shirt.
Thigh high cottons.
Day Three of the DFO National Holidays! I’m in.
This time next week I expect to be face down in the Memphis mud on my birthday.
Fuck you life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPWQfAv_qBQ
Goddess Jennifer Connelly.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/c1964d732800a9bfb4275f8ae23bd8ae/tumblr_nlturrycqi1tzf701o1_1280.jpg