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Sexy Friday Is Deep Into the Season
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She’s there to flirt with poor nerds who cannot get American pussy, god bless her heart.
My town has an Oktoberfest. My town has women who dress like this for said festival.
That is where the similarity ends, and the endless wishing begins.
Awwww. Avril has gotten tangled in her Christmas lights again:
I love a festive masturbator!
She’s plum tuckered herself out. I should probably comfort her.
“Tits… or GTFO.”
or GoT.
I’m about to turn into a pumpkin, so I need to drink until my liver explodes in the next ten minutes.
CHUG CHUG CHUG!!
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Last. Lucky stagehand.
One more.
She’s been running a long time. I hope she gets here soon.
No ladies, but we should, just in case.
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One guy pic:hundreds of women pics. BALANCED POST ACHIEVED. VICTORY BEERS FOR ALL.
I think there is two; maybe we over did it.
No, no, sweetheart…. they must remain free. You get better aerodynamics that way.
The look of absolute murder on the cat’s face makes this image a thousand times funnier.
… And that’s how WWIII began.
Background dancer: “dafuq just reheated some day-old red lobster?”
It’s legal, but I can still read her lips.
“Nice Shorts”
“HELP! I CAN’T BREATHE!”
“…entropy? Come back! COME BACK!!”
(sorry, been waiting to post this one)
Pussy on the ‘hood.
Resolution is low enough that lips or butt hole can’t be seen:
WE’LL PICK UP THE FLAG!
BLEEERGH THE FLAG GOD IS NOT AMUSED.
The resolution is fine if you open the image in a new tab/window. 😉
Just like all my others.
She’s flexible. Would she like to be my friend?
It is decidedly so.
Rain coat; nothing underneath day.
A real Brasileña
The purple hair adds two points.
Shay Maria is the bomb.
She is four foot two inches of sexy.
Rebecca Romijn – ‘Femme Fatale’ (2002)
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I don’t even know what to post next.
Boooo! Not even a real Brazilian ass.
I think she’s just a fan.
Close enough!
Boots.
There are two days I want made into national holidays:
1. Halter Top Day: This is usually the first truly warm day in may, when every girl decides to go walking in a halter top. It would, ideally, be accompanied by drinking festivals around the nation.
2. Boot Day: basically the same thing, only in Autumn, on the first crisp Fall day when all the women come out in boots for the first time. Also ideally accompanied by drinking festivals around the nation.
Jean shorts.
Overalls, no shirt.
Thigh high cottons.
Day Three of the DFO National Holidays! I’m in.
This time next week I expect to be face down in the Memphis mud on my birthday.
Fuck you life.
Goddess Jennifer Connelly.
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