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Forbidden World (1982)
In the distant future, a federation marshal arrives at a research lab on a remote planet where a genetic experiment has gotten lose and begins feeding on the dwindling scientific group. (o)
Trivia:
During a certain screening, Roger Corman actually smacked an audience member upside the head for laughing at the film. When Roger left the theater, the guy he punched poured soda all over his head from the balcony.
All releases of the film show the same 77 minute cut which was released as FORBIDDEN WORLD, including the theatrical prints. The 2010 DVD release includes the completely uncut version, originally titled MUTANT on the bonus disc.
The modular forms decorating the hallways of the research lab are hinged lid Styrofoam sandwich boxes.
Charlotte McKinney selfie.
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For Everyman is one of my favorites.
And fuck it, just because Danny Elfman is a goddamn genius:
Great live show, apparently.
Christy Canyon was mentioned before.
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I’ll see your Marika Rokk and raise you one Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo:
OK;
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/38585/155880/
Probably won’t find it where you are at. I really like it. One reviewer pretty much said it:
“Kind of an old school IPA in that it’s not a hop bomb and doesn’t dazzle with tongue-scraping bitterness. Easy drinking, nicely balanced. Good first beer from this brewery (for me). Would go nicely with a grilled burger.”
Sounds interesting. Probably isn’t anywhere near me, but I travel and will keep it in mind.
It is not for IPAters for sure, but also not overpowering.
Too small to find a picture; great label graphic. I’ll post this:
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Anna Kendrick – ‘Digging for Fire’ (2015)
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Anna Kendrick seems impossibly cool. If she actually writes all the tweets that get attributed to her, she seems like someone I’d want to hang out with, after I disappointed her mightily for 45 seconds or so.
45 SECONDS!! WHAT ARE YOU?? SOME KIND OF STALLION MACHINE?!?!
That’s twice, with a sammich in between.
I don’t pay too much attention but she seems natural with little or no practiced affect. That, to me, is a big part of how attractive she is.
Agreed, which is why I hope it’s her and not some PR/marketing team. I’d rather believe women like her are becoming more rather than less frequent in this world.
Jessica Morris – ‘Senior Skip Day’ (2008)
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God bless her.
What I meant was something like:
Quick poll:
Is anyone but me really enjoying the random-hair-dye thing making a comeback these days? All the women walking around with streaks of blue/purple/pink and other colors in every base color you can imagine, things that have really been missing since the mid-90s. I can’t help it. I love this shit:
I like it.
While it doesn’t really do anything for me on the attractive meter, it is cool in an experimental sense and a change in look where you don’t have to inject something into your body. I see MILFs doing it which looks a little out of place, but what the hell; do what you want. I’m old, but more of a “wear what the fuck you want!! don’t listen to judgmental assholes!!” type than a “pull your goddamn pants up!!” type.
One thing tho; pubs MUST match!
This is the kind of thing that will push a 7 up into 8, maybe even 9 territory for me. It’s weird. I didn’t even think about random hair stripes for like a decade, and then I saw some chick with a cool sea green to blue faded stripe in her hair and I was right back into it.
Read you reply while typing, and I agree. If you’re gonna do something, do it all the way.
Amber Heard, Sports Fan:
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Because Jackson Browne got a raw deal with last week’s mention:
Great.
Margot Robbie – ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ (2013)
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She is absolutely NAILING the Harley Quinn look for the mess that will be Suicide Squad:
Ellen Page – ‘Whip It’ (2009)
One damn cute little les-bean.
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Another look at Selena.
Cover of Tool’s 46 + 2 that is sooooo much better than it has any right to be.
Their ‘instrument allowance’ seems much more than mine when I was a kid (had snare drum for band at least).
Oh, I looked this school up, and it has some ridiculous budget, but it seems worth every penny. That said, a bunch of kids covering Tool this well? I’ll take it.
Big difference; I had no talent or devotion.
I can draw. I’m happy with that. When it comes to music, if the shit starts up when I press “Play,” I consider myself a genius.
Several friends who are still friends started playing rock-roll when they were 11, 12 and are pretty damn good, I sat around, listened and got stoned.
With a giant smile on my face, and not a trace of remorse to brighten my filthy, filthy soul.
“Her Alibi” was on some random channel the other day. Sweet Jesus Paulina Porizkova was unbelievable:
Serinda Swan, who would get better roles if she could freakin’ act:
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Goddamn edit function. Apologies. Serinda:
Shit; I just did the same thing.
Emma Fitzpatrick, who really made the movie “Bloodsucking Bastards” a much more entertaining watch than I went in assuming:
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That is goddamn hilarious.
Didn’t mean to post twice.
HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS!!
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Is this thing on?
Sure, but job interviews were really awkward.
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Diana Dors will shoot your ass, pal.
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Perfect film noir woman.
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Her pussy has a concussion.
I appreciate that she and Kate Upton don’t wear the SI-approved pussy flaps, and just have the stylists paint their lips and everything else.
That HAS to tickle.
I suspect that’s the idea.
Instead the song goes “Don’t paint me there.”
THEY ARE ALL GODLESS WHORES
I’ll take one of each, please. Thank you.
Salma Hayek – ‘Some Kind of Beautiful’ (2014)
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Bald eagle with big nose and toupee.
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Actually;
Juvenile Crested Caracara (Caracara Cheriway) on a foggy morning.
Myakka River State Park, FL
Also; HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY, MY FINE BITCHES!!
My contribution is a bit more risqué
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Jerry Hall
Photo by Brian Aris
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Mick ‘n’ the boys.
Claudia Cardinale photographed by David Sutton, 1966.
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Nice find.
Tiny Darren; the advantage.
Nicole Kidman – hot day.
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When you have two or three bosses…………
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You may have posted this sometime in the past, worth a repeat:
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Great job.
I will grab some from yesterday that I posted after everyone left the post.
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This one’s dedicated to Cleveland’s Newest Factory Foreman, with love, from Charlotte…
I always liked Poe.
oh, #2 is divine…
If she was Divinyl she’d be touching herself.
Young Chole Moretz appears to be touching herself on the red carpet (PHRASING!) in the 8th pic.
If I had to choose between the two matron saints, I dunno what I’d do.
Probably fake a heart attack, I guess.
Sneaky!
Chesty!
I know that piano. It was on the East River under the Brooklyn Bridge. Just a few shards remaining last time I saw it.
I hope she got Hep A-C, Gamma, and every other type of shot possible.
She deserves a better fate than death by baby grand.
My wife says that she could look like that but every time she’s at the gym, someone is always hogging the piano.
I’d like to play her a concerto in “D MAJOR”! KNOWWHATIMSAYIN?! UP TOP!
On your guitar don’t finger A Minor.
Sarah McDonald is doing an awesome “young Christy Canyon” homage.
She’s like McKayla Maroney with giant boobs.
I guess she sees what I’m packing.
I can bring jorts to Florida can’t I? It’s like lederhosen to Bavaria.
I thought they hand you jorts at the AL–FL border.
Fun fact: Going north on I-95 from Florida to Georgia, they give you a free Vidalia onion.
They get confused if you tie it to your belt, even if that’s the fashion at the time.
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