NFL Broadcast Maps, Week Seven

Behold and Quake, Week Seven is here.

Here are the broadcast maps:  Week 7, Broadcast Maps

Byes this week are Bears, Bengals, Broncos & Packers.

Prime time games are as follows:

TNF: Seahawks @ 49ers

SNF: Eagles @ Panthers

MNF: Ravens @ Cards

When the season started did any of us think the 9ers and Seahags would have the same record.  That’s what you deserve Cocky Pete. Philly-Carolina could be a decent matchup, but Philly has been a mark of inconsistent play this entire year.  I have nothing to say about the Monday Night Bird-Bowl.

As for the Sunday games we have an 8:2 balance (why God why).  Plus if you have the inclination you can also stream the Jags-Bills game during the morning.   I don’t know why we keep subjecting the limeys to the Jaguars, is it revenge for the War of 1812?

CBS early features Jets-Patriots scattered throughout most of the country.  I can only sincerely hope the Jets DL tears Dreamboat a new asshole, but it’s at Foxboro so I doubt they will be allowed within a 10 foot radius of him by the refs.   Steelers-Chiefs is featured in Appalachia, parts of the Chesapeake Bay and the Central Midwest.  Texans-Dolphins is limited to their native markets, but again, Dallas wants no part of a Texans game.  Browns-Rams are also limited to their native markets.  Raiders-Chargers is the lone CBS late game and also is our honorary FEMA-Quarantine Map game with very random allocations of broadcasts.   Indiana is this week’s Holy Roman Empire state with two non-contiguous chucks for NY-NE bookending an enclave for OAK-SD with a dab of PIT-KC and CLE-STL thrown in.

Fox features Saints-Colts in most of the country.  Bucs-Redskins are featured in most of Texas and Albany for some god-damned reason in addition to their core markets.  Vikings-Lions is confined to the Northern Mid-West.  Falcons-Titans is limited to their native markets plus Eugene.  Congrats OSZ, you are not subjected to another Titans game, bully for you.  The lone Fox game is Cowboys-Giants.  San Diego wisely refused to subject itself to a Doopening.

Enjoy.