Speaking of College Basketball-Your Smooth Segueing-est Open Thread

It’s here! It’s here! Yes, the recruiters work is all done and it’s time to play ball. Of course many lambs will be led to slaughter over the next few weeks as the big boys try to [adopts coachspeak] ‘find a rhythm’ and ‘adapt to the new shot clock’ and ‘learn to play well with others’ and ‘get comfortable at this level’ and ‘understand the offense’ and whatever. These platitudes are usually thrown out after a 103-49 dark alley-mugging of a game against a clearly inferior team that needs a few bucks for their program.

So let’s all give a condescending “Good Game!” cheer to the likes of Colorado, Albany, Siena, Mount St. Mary’s, Morgan State and hell, even Lehigh as they do battle with respectively, ISU, Kentucky, Duke, Maryland, UVA and Syracuse. Gather your shattered egos at the door, kids.

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WCS

Never, ever, ever piss off Dennis Hopper.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The suspect; a crime artist sketch based on witness accounts.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Can’t enjoy a good bbq without bein’ interrupted by a damn flyin’ saucer!

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Porky Prime

The bears are hoping for some of those slow children that have been known to cross.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My impression of rural Alaska exactly.

WCS

In the spirit of brevity, I’d just like to note some college basketball scores:

Penn 76 Robert Morris 75 FIGHT ON PENN
WVU 107 Northern Kentucky 61 LET’S GOOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS
Pitt ___ #9 Gonzaga ___ (game called on account of due to moronic floor)
Billy and Marie 85 Hippos & Seamus’ Wolven Sort 68
Western Illinois 69 #17 Wisconsin 67
Monmouth 84 UCLA 81 (OT)

College hoops is back, biches.

WCS

Just consumed three shots of bourbon in the span of 30 seconds. I’ll be up for a while.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, sorry.

Will the NFL do much of anything to help or recognize our fallen French and international brothers and sisters this Sunday or will they stand mute in fear of alienating their dear Francophobe / xenophobe portion of the fan base?

blordinaryfagicmox
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think you answered my question anyway.

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WCS

“Intriguing!” — Jerry Sandusky

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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WCS

Goddammit, Dee, get you and your friends out of the bathroom!

nomonkeyfun

Warriowa xom come out and play.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THE SECRET SERVICE ENDORSE THIS POST!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

AND WILL GLADLY HELP SET UP THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL VISIT NO MATTER THE ADMINISTRATION!!

blordinaryfagicmox
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He had a beautiful 83 year life; god was busy helping sports figures win games during that time.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*actually a hen I believe, but the joke is not near as good.

blordinaryfagicmox
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Porky Prime

TTFN mon amis, got to order the Mrs. some new glasses. I guess she’s sick of finding me attractive?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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ballsofsteelandfury

Hell yes!

WCS

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Porky Prime

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nomonkeyfun

I voted for Grandpa Al for NY Gov in 98.

Car 54 where are you?