Sunday Morning Appetizers

(pictured above are my FF team’s chances against Make It Snow)

Because I haven’t written anything in a long time and because it doesn’t look like anyone else had anything scheduled.

Today is the last day of fantasy football.  I am in the championship against Make It Snow in OSZ’s league.  So far I have started Antonio Gates and Make It Snow has started Jordan Reed.  We’ve each played one guy and I’m down 27 points.  This does not seem to bode well but I expect big things from Odell Beckh…he what?  Oh fuck this.

In Sill’s League of Insanity I may or may not have a game.  I’m not in the championship I know that.  After surviving the hilarity of a 20 team league we have WCS’s peppy underdog, Kreiger’s Van Van against the heavily favored Balls of Steel’s BoS Underwear Models.  Frankly before last night I would have bet on WCS but then BoS got the well-known “Kirk Cousins Bounce” that all FF players strive for, and was also fortunate enough to start Oakland’s D against the Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego Credit Union in the Poinsettia Bowl and is currently favored to prevail 301.59 to 245.42.  I do not understand the scoring in this league very well, but I do know that WCS has Cam Newton and Jerry Richardson fully expects Cam to make up at least 3/5 of that projected deficit, so don’t rule Kreiger’s Van Van out just yet.

In other news I have completed the dreaded Three Days of Family circuit and have today to do nothing but lounge around and watch TV, play video ga…oh dear God the wife has grabbed the best TV and has a Judd Nelson Christmas movie on the Hallmark channel.  Judd has not been doing a lot of cardio or sit-ups lately.  I’m going to go poison her oatmeal so I can get the remote.