Your “CAN’T YOU DO THIS ONE SIMPLE THING?” Friday Night Open Thread

David Blatt has been fired. Who is he? Damned if I know. I think it has something to do with the NBA so it really doesn’t matter right now. There are tons of NBA games on this evening that I don’t care about. I must say that as far dominant teams are concerned Golden State is so much more interesting than the “take no prisoners” Bulls teams way back when. The Aussie Open features plenty of tennis balls going back and forth. Fun! The only canuck team on the ice tonight is the Ottawa Sens. SO MUCH YOUNG TALENT GOING TO WASTE BECAUSE UNDER-PERFORMING GM/CANCER VICTIM (BRYAN MURRAY) WON’T GET FIRED. Contracting the cancer was a genius stroke by Murray. Now he gets to hold on to his job because firing him would be bad pub. Men’s college ball features all kinds of lesser-known programs that tend to go one-and-done during the end of the year tourney.

Screw all this-drink/drug/fuck your brains out. START WITH THE TYPING, MONGRELS!

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Doktor Zymm

Amazing how little time it takes to fall back into staying up till 2 am drinking. Now to go to the gym hungover/maybe still drunk! Nostalgia!

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One of my favorites,,,, even made Nick Nolte seem OK.

Jacqueline Bisset.

http://56.media.tumblr.com/aaa4d7a2b4c8b98053ce5d5940d7125c/tumblr_o0z1zqRw511rtr67io1_1280.jpg

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WCS

Just took the dog out for her last piss. I’d say we’ve got six inches of snow. Weather Channel dun goof’d on this one.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://57.media.tumblr.com/325fb009182e9da38dedb3759dbe1d99/tumblr_n6x6n46rPD1s1uj0qo1_250.gif

Amazing how something with so many variables and unknowns that you can’t predict exactly what will happen in a certain area.

Plus hype.

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Beerguyrob

Hail to the queen.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Well, gee, that looks like fun…

If you enjoy hypothermia.

Beerguyrob

I think I’m going to fall asleep watching “Smokey & the Bandit”.

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Beerguyrob

Starring Turd Ferguson.

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Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Foreign posters are so different. Like where’s Don Cheadle?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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JustStopDude
JustStopDude

OH SWEET!!! SUMMO BROADCAST!!!!

I can at least follow those rules and know what is going on!!!

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Sumo is great. I would much rather watch sumo than UFC or any college sport.

Doktor Zymm

You are doing super well with the being awake and no English channels. Sumo is fun as shit to watch. Cheers.

Doktor Zymm

Okay. I’m drunk. And having conversations I shouldn’t. I’m going to go to sleep, and hooray, no regrettable sex!

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Right…”regrettable.”

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JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Alright…I am watching this show…it appears that someone has a camera crew walking around. The narrator passionately describes something. Then a guitar riff happens. I think a question gets asked. This whole time, there is a little window in the corner, where close ups are shown of one of four people, in the studio. They say stuff when they watch.

Crazy narrator comes back, yells something, and everyone goes “OOOOOOHHHHHHH” and look shocked. Near as I can tell, the last segment was about a lady that owned 10 cars.

This is the best attempt I have to explain the TV shows here…

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Bill Maher on Trump and Palin: “Fat Man and Little Brain.”

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Aaaaand a clip of Palin pimping Trump. I had been avoiding that. It’s actually…physically painful.

Doktor Zymm

I am drunk. i will keep on making arrangements for D in my V but y’all are more fun. Woo and drunk.