Your “CAN’T YOU DO THIS ONE SIMPLE THING?” Friday Night Open Thread

David Blatt has been fired. Who is he? Damned if I know. I think it has something to do with the NBA so it really doesn’t matter right now. There are tons of NBA games on this evening that I don’t care about. I must say that as far dominant teams are concerned Golden State is so much more interesting than the “take no prisoners” Bulls teams way back when. The Aussie Open features plenty of tennis balls going back and forth. Fun! The only canuck team on the ice tonight is the Ottawa Sens. SO MUCH YOUNG TALENT GOING TO WASTE BECAUSE UNDER-PERFORMING GM/CANCER VICTIM (BRYAN MURRAY) WON’T GET FIRED. Contracting the cancer was a genius stroke by Murray. Now he gets to hold on to his job because firing him would be bad pub. Men’s college ball features all kinds of lesser-known programs that tend to go one-and-done during the end of the year tourney.

Screw all this-drink/drug/fuck your brains out. START WITH THE TYPING, MONGRELS!