Superbowl “L” Pick: Zoidberg

/Packs tobacco pipe firmly
//promptly eats the pipe

Ah. It seems like the foot is on the other shoe now! You come to learn the secrets behind this conservative sandwich-heavy investor lifestyle, maybe? Why not let Zoidberg teach you?

It’s the time of year when everyone gathers around the television to watch the ritualistic mating dance of 22 females known as the Superbowl, named for the fact it takes place in a big bowl and has all that yummy popcorn and half eaten hot dogs no matter the outcome the real winner is Zoidberg!

Just the other day I was getting something to eat with my Wall Street friends when I got the tip of the decade!

///Cuts to Zoidberg and a group of homeless people eating out of a dumpster when a trash bag gets thrown on top of him.

I have insider information saying the Patriots will beat the Panthers 32-29.

////burps up old betting slip

You can trust me, after all, Zoidberg is the original #upforwhatever