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Greetings and Happy Football Game Eve!
I wanted to do a real quick cheap ass knock off of a post in case you are running short on food suggestions for the Big Game Day tomorrow. Some of these recipes are easy some are not and I’m going to throw in some really unhealthy but simple and tasty suggestions as well.
Tomorrow we will be firing up the grill in the Right household. I’ll be grilling some burgers, some hot links and some Italian sausages. Just for fun we’ll be cooking a shit ton of bacon for the burgers. My brother has also achieved elevated status as the family lumpia maker so we will have some of those too.
Simple suggestions: Get a jar of dry roasted peanuts, a can or bag of salted cashews, get a couple of different types of cheese. Vary it up a bit with some sharp cheddar, a quality gouda and maybe a creamy brie or even a pepper jack. I found a local place that makes a kick ass habanero jack cheese. Serve these with a couple of types of crackers. You all know the basic onion dip thing right? Package of Lipton french onion soup mix and a pint of sour cream? Mix together and chill for an hour and serve with chips? You can do that.
A nice easy queso that will please the masses and equally disgust you when you purchase the ingredients. Get a 1 pound block of…drum roll please…..VELVEETA! The all unnatural processed American cheese food! Get a can of chili, you can use your favorite here and get a 10 oz can of Rotel tomatoes and green chilies -undrained. Microwave all ingredients together and serve with tortilla chips or Fritos. My dad taught me this unholy thing and it’s always a big hit.
I’m just going to link to a couple of my old Sunday Gravy posts for a few more suggestions.
I will be making some wings tomorrow. I will basically be using my fried chicken recipe to cook the wings. For the sauce melt some butter (some folks swear by margarine) and add an equal amount of Frank’s hot sauce. mix together and serve tossed with the fried chicken wings.
Everybody needs a good chili recipe and for you poor folks in the colder climes a nice hearty chili that cooks for a day or two may be just the ticket.
Since we’re grilling I thought I would toss out a couple of suggestions. This chipotle chicken is stupid good and is great tailgate grub.
Maybe you want to try to Caribbean flavor mon! Here’s my jerk chicken recipe that will satisfy the masses.
The point here is if you are having a get together don’t just order a pizza or grab a bucket of chicken. You can do that shit any time. Throw something together for your friends and family. Put in some goddamn effort here folks and they will appreciate it.
This should give you some decent ideas for food and you have ample time to get your ass to the grocery store to get the ingredients. Host this damn party like you mean it.
If you have some ideas of your own or just want to share the menu you will be having, drop the ideas in the comments.
You notice I didn’t give any drink suggestions. Most of you are more than capable of handling the drinking aspect of this with no issue.
Have fun and go Professional Football Team of your choice. Or just go football squares for the final score!