Lazy Sunday Night Open Thread

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I used to hate Sundays.  Work and/or school the next day tends to take away from the enjoyment. For the most part,  I still do.  Today,  though,  I’ve enjoyed a full day of doing jack shit, so I’m ready to go back to work.

If anyone wants to get in on the self-loathing,  there is a Democratic debate,  or so I’ve heard.  Have at it,  kids!

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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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Unsurprised

http://56.media.tumblr.com/16910489b94ac3444b886284f147b69f/tumblr_o3fd0py5Wz1rwrv4ro1_250.jpg

I knew I recognized her from something. https://vid.me/9ux0

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Something something, pic. I got nothing but thought I should post this

http://56.media.tumblr.com/db179083c5cb8dc84a82132ac01b04ee/tumblr_nfhlqvtUl11rwrv4ro1_1280.jpg

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Wakezilla

I didn’t realize just how much I hated last week’s Walking Dead episode until today when I knew it was coming on and I decided to catch up on Supergirl instead.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f7577f7efe53bfd00180b8eefd10527/tumblr_mzb19zVqOt1rk74v1o1_400.gif

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think this is my favorite gif of the night. I can’t give a” single” reason why. Boobs and hips I would guess

http://56.media.tumblr.com/35bbf3ebe6a7b9a5503331ef60bdb5a4/tumblr_o2lnbjtX9m1rwrv4ro1_540.jpg

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Wakezilla

She might get HPV by leaning on that beam

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Unsurprised

I just cleared 25GB of space because somehow I missed iTunes downloaded onto this computer GoT season one.

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Wakezilla

I’d RSVP to her party

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Unsurprised

Whoa. I seemed to have missed something good.

I’m reading “professionals” argue about a Trump-Cruz debate like it matters how well Cruz has done at forensics matches. Trump is the fucking Joker, and there are no rules and “points” to win or lose.

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Unsurprised

This is exactly the level of insane Cruz is.

Trump would potentially do many crazy things, but I doubt he'd veto a debt ceiling hike and force default. Cruz, I think would.— Modeled Behavior (@ModeledBehavior) March 5, 2016

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WCS

Trump is The Joker.
http://37.media.tumblr.com/03a2db8de07141d2ce5c2a6e9a0dd550/tumblr_mltsikuE721r9pt1so1_500.gif

Cruz is Bane.
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No one cared until he won states on Super Tuesday.

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Unsurprised

Meanwhile, House of Cards is shitty Clinton fanfic. Spacey’s and Wright’s characters are Mary Sues and everyone else is embarrassingly stupid.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am out for a bit for a cig then to probably watch Venture Bros. I would assume I would come back based on… well me.

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JerBear50

I’m checkin out for a bit too. It’s time for my break.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I know this is a repeat, only because I very specifially remember the pic. It had to be at least a year ago when I posted it

http://56.media.tumblr.com/0bbb8ab1f061ecf3acd73681ff1b6e08/tumblr_nfhlkfYVYZ1rwrv4ro1_1280.jpg

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WCS

I typed and tried to post something profound, and WordPress went and devoured it, like it was Georgie from It. Anyway, I’mnot ducking out, though everyone else seems to be. Damn glad to see you ’round again, Porky.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK…one last original before I retire.
NCSU Baseball from last season.
Dude (#10) had just hit a walkoff HR.
http://orig02.deviantart.net/dcfa/f/2015/123/d/3/finding_home_by_wufpacker-d8s3a5p.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Time to jump.

http://57.media.tumblr.com/4c1a5efaaaebbd19eb424b6c16a8cdfa/tumblr_o343erYw2B1tlb56zo1_400.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maura Monti y Gilda Miros
“Santo contra La Invasión de los Marcianos” (México, 1966)

http://56.media.tumblr.com/132223d400d7aaa1bdfecf9b6c5238f5/tumblr_ny72xhHc0z1sljxsio1_1280.jpg

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JerBear50

Oh goddammit Moose.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit.
Now I’m hungry.
Moose….you are a sonofabitch.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50rmp2cqe1qbih6so1_500.jpg

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JerBear50

Same here. I’ve been eating healthy lately and that’s just killing me. Haven’t even had a beer in a goddamn month.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Same here.
Vodka shots are a whole other matter tho.

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JerBear50

Yeah, I’ve cracked a couple times when I was having a really shitty night and spiked a drink with some everclear, but no beer and no getting drunk. Think I’m gonna hold out on it until baseball opening day.

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JerBear50

Yeah, I’ve cracked a couple times when I was having a really shitty night and spiked a drink with some everclear, but no beer and no getting drunk. Think I’m gonna hold out on it until baseball opening day.

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JerBear50

Goddammit, again with the double postings.

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JerBear50

Startin to think you’ve got a similar fetish for Latin women.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I love them all, tonight is for sure Latin women themed

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JerBear50

You got my vote.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This week in IDIOT.

http://57.media.tumblr.com/eab282027736bcc4360e861cec29b132/tumblr_mxcwvpC0j21r3gb3zo1_400.gif

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JerBear50

Immediately signed by the Giants.

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Unsurprised

Excellent Richard Pryor impression.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kvi9n3OU1rwrv4ro1_1280.png

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I bet that ball smells excellent.

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JerBear50

Especially if that was after practice.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Likes faded denim…would not bang.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m giving up. Night all.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Pussy

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So my younger brother is in the Army now, passed all the special forces shit, but growing up I was always his big brother that he would start fights with for no fucking reason other than to prove he was superior. The only fights I lost were ones where he brought out the Alligator head my dad gifted us after coming back from NO. I would run like a bitch from that thing. Still would. It was like a baby gator too, I don’t care, keep it away from me

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Porky Prime

I think it’s about that time.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good night, mister.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t wanna sound like a douche….but I for one am just so happy to have Porky back.
I am saluting you sir.

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entropy

Night, Porky.

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WCS

On the one hand, I want to light myself on fire for not seeing this until now. On the other, damn glad to have you back.

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entropy

Remember before when I said I was going to sleep? Well, I mean it this time. Night, all:

http://36.media.tumblr.com/050b032c57625b41cbe1fb4cf76fd47c/tumblr_nd1mbaTS2l1u0ghryo1_500.jpg

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, gonna yield to MTWV’s chickie’s now…but one last creepy one.
AHHHHHHHH…..spider!!!!!!
http://pre08.deviantart.net/3ed9/th/pre/f/2015/219/7/1/waiting_by_wufpacker-d94ov91.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking excellent!

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entropy

Dude! That is fucking AWESOME.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yeah this will give me nightmares. I never will be able to handle Spiders and Alligators/Crocodiles

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entropy

And now I know what I am drawing tomorrow…. the SpiderDile, or the ArachnoGator.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I like all those; excellent predators. Cool shit.

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Porky Prime

KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She’s harmless to humans.

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entropy

Oh hai

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theeWeeBabySeamus

A squirrel (non drowned variety) with frozen nuts…
http://pre07.deviantart.net/d78c/th/pre/f/2016/004/a/e/frozen_food_by_wufpacker-d9mssm0.jpg

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theeWeeBabySeamus

http://pre03.deviantart.net/e893/th/pre/f/2016/039/b/e/february_seven_by_wufpacker-d9qzl5r.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkVM4AxzxCE
(Listen to the damn song you heathens…..these guys are NC boys and they are awesome)

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JerBear50

The Avett’s are great. I went and saw them a few years ago at a park right on the water in Clearwater. Really damn good show.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Hey, I really like this one. A little shop to enhance some colors and saturation, then print it. Framable.”

-Moose speaking of a few of his photos

[Cut to five years later]

“Well, guess I better back these up.”

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entropy

I’m a fan of the Avett Brothers. In fact, here is my favorite from them (I’m gonna see if my new powers extend to embedding YouTube videos):

https://youtu.be/IDNQgvGgB2o

And, if they don’t because I am not that fuckin cool, here’s the linky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDNQgvGgB2o

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JerBear50

This is from the show I went to in 2012. Not my recording.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O2_XXD7UhY

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JerBear50

Old Crow is from NC too, aren’t they?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Harrisonburg, Va originally….but they do a lot of shows down here.

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JerBear50

Gotcha.

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entropy

My god I want this album.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He has no ……………….. shortage of albums…………..

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entropy

Oh well done.

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JerBear50

Started out ok, but then it kind of… Petered out.

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Unsurprised

Some of these are great. https://imgur.com/gallery/z132BVm

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Unsurprised

I’d roast you but you’re already planning to do it yourself
—That’s impossible, roasting pork is forbidden for her people.

I bet your dad is getting some good looking goats for you.

We already tried to with a drone, but you skipped school that day.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

If any of you snuffleupaguses (snuffleupagi?) were serious about sending me roast ideas, shoot em over through the private dick jokes page and I’ll let you know if I stop procrastinating enough to workshop my stuff a little. I have like two months, but I’m sure I’ll write most of mine on the flight there.

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Porky Prime

Are we talking roast like delicious seasoned meats or roast like Slappy White talking about Milton Berle’s dong?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The latter, and we’ll need to pull it all out to win.

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Porky Prime

Win? Do I need to comb the older comments or is there a short version explanation?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

No, I just wanted to work in my favorite Milton Berle joke.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Another AZ throwback from a few years ago. A hummingbird which sat still long enough to not piss me off…
http://orig14.deviantart.net/78b3/f/2014/037/f/c/ruby_throat_at_rest__male____ii_by_wufpacker-d75f1co.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That one is fucking good.

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JerBear50

I’m starting to expect David Attenborough to start narrating this open thread.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

No worries. I’m done.

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JerBear50

Oh, I didn’t mean that was a bad thing. Post away, Seamus.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

No….was already feeling way self-conscious about posting me own stuff.

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entropy

Hey, man, as someone who posts his own stuff all the time, don’t feel self-conscious. You have talent, and we like to see that sort of thing around here (or, well, I do, at any rate). Please keep going.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Entropy is an enabler. Just saying.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Duh

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entropy

What are you talking about, a enabler?

//slides mirror with suspicious white powder already cut into lines toward WBS

I just try to make sure that people are comfortable doing their own thing, man.

//lays out syringe and piece of rubber tubing, slowly pulls lighter and spoon from pocket

We’re all friends here, and it would be a shame if we made each other feel bad just for sharing our interests with each other

//packs bowl, opens bottle of whiskey, and opens door when “escorts” knock

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JerBear50

These are really good man. I’ve been enjoying them. Probably the only reason I haven’t closed out yet. I made that comment about Attenborough because that hummingbird picture looks like it was taken straight out of a nature show.

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Unsurprised

He could narrate the Hell out of the usual open threads, too.

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Porky Prime

http://assets.amuniversal.com/c12a35005dbd012ee3bf00163e41dd5b

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entropy

Damn, man, this is awesome.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I spent a good chunk of my day helping my mom find a blueray player that would work with her first generation HD TV, which by design now don’t. I did the research and inspected her TV and we ended up with an HDMI to DVI converter but she doesn’t have sound. Instruction manual already just lied about a problem/fix, I already have 4 hours blocked off tomorrow to fix it, I should just pretend to be incompetent so people don’t ask me to do stuff

I also missed part of the 3rd period of the Hawks game and my dog who had been doing well had 2 seizures today.

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JerBear50

I try to pull of that same plan, but I double down on it by actually being incompetent.

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Porky Prime

An HDMI to component cables wire doesn’t exist?

Or you could say fuck it and go find an audio solution that uses the optical plug?

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I wanted the HDMI to component solution, got told repeatedly by the guy at the store it doesn’t exist. Which I know is bullshit, because I did DVI to component in the past, so we already got it converted to DVI, just add another converter

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Porky Prime

Could you do an end-around using something like an old Tivo or… you know what, I’ll stay out of it.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You are fine, it is something that should be solved in 3 minutes but I know it will take an afternoon

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Porky Prime

Hey, did you hear one of the Manning brothers is retiring? I think there might have been something about it on ESPN.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hey Porky! I linked it below.

He can go fuck off in the sunset.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

P.S. I am so glad you are posting.

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Unsurprised

Hey Porky

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theeWeeBabySeamus

DUDE!!!!!
So good to see you.
And fack the Mannings. Just saying.

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Porky Prime

I used to like Mark Schlereth but I heard him on the radio basically waxing PeyPey’s carrot and dismissing the HGH and Dicknosing as attempts to falsely smear a living legend. I thought you were better than that, Stink.

Thanks Muuse.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Schlereth was a dirty player who turned around and started preaching about playing “the right way” as a broadcaster. Fuck that guy right in the ear and busted ass knees.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, about half of what he says is descent, but he definitely has that player protection bullshit…. if it is someone he likes anyway; he’ll rip somebody a new asshole if he doesn’t.

I was a little surprised, but Ryan Clark is is one of the more level headed, objective ones in that whole damn crew.

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entropy

Yeah, it’s a shame Cooper is calling it a career so early, but he doesn’t want to get caught up in the chase for rings or have any of his sex and PED scandals come up…

Also: Good to hear from you, Porky. I know things aren’t easy, but I’m glad you’re around and hope there is some way we can offer any kind of solace for you and yours.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Some Autumn colors (my driveway from abou three months ago)…
http://pre11.deviantart.net/2406/th/pre/f/2015/302/5/0/autumn_drive_by_wufpacker-d9eszr0.jpg

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JerBear50

That’s nice. It’s been a while since I’ve seen fall colors. I lot of people really complain about it down here but I figure it’s a small price to pay for never having to shovel again, and never having to hear the words “black ice” or “lake effect.”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think you have a nice eye for composition.

I have over 600 photos just from my last London trip, let alone all the other places and things. Sloth seem to be my favorite.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Never liked the human verb for self wastefulness was associated with an animal.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

From a few weeks ago…..I entitled it “Spring Fever”…ironically, of course.
http://pre08.deviantart.net/6cd7/th/pre/f/2016/046/7/b/spring_fever_by_wufpacker-d9rwlgf.jpg

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK…seriously the last one because I totes uncomfortable appearing to be promoting meself and me shitty photography.
This is my niece holding up a tiny maple leaf (fuck you, Canadia)
http://pre00.deviantart.net/af24/th/pre/f/2015/192/4/c/eye_of_the_beholder_by_wufpacker-d90xvxr.jpg

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entropy

These are really good, man.

As for the self-promotion, well, isn’t that what having your friends here is for? You can tell.us all about your artistic pursuits and others can do the same without fear of [serious] mockery?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Just not my style I guess. But let me scrape the bottom of the barrel and see what else I can find…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Two people I know are really good, one a wildlife photographer. It’s a great artistic and creative outlet, and if you work it hard enough a fantastic discipline of thought and concentration. The history of the art form is very interesting too.

Now I will go be depressed and watch some TV.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Keep going. I go through phases, but never practice enough to get good or develop the eye.

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Unsurprised

You should put a portfolio together online.

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JerBear50

I really wish I knew the first thing about photography and kept a camera handy. I’m out in the woods at parks at least a few times a week and really wish I could have caught some of the wildlife that I’ve seen. Used to have a few good gator pics from down in the glades, but my asshole ex never bothered to back them up like she said.

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entropy

I’m gonna go watch The Venture Bros and attempt sleep; if that fails I’ll be back later. If it works out, i hope I sleepwalk my way into history in some major incident that somehow involves riding into battle on one of those playground horses mounted on an industrial spring. Wish me luck!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I gotta watch Venture and this week’s zombacalypse edition. Glad I napped earlier.

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entropy

Yeah, Shambling Unliving is on after Venture tonight. I hope it’s not the “STALL UNTIL THE SEASON FINALE TO INTRODUCE THE BAD GUY” typical shit

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

More weird/ fun Donky news:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2621779-von-miller-reportedly-to-compete-on-dancing-with-the-stars

Just don’t blow out the ACL while bustin’ a move.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://57.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr1l7iZo8C1qg39ewo1_500.gif

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entropy

You just know he’s gonna get some weird injury apart from an ACL/MCL; he’ll detach a retina or burst an ear drum.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Tear a tendon in his hand when lifting partner when it slips into her vagina?

http://56.media.tumblr.com/3406fe162083c204d914bde66b54e102/tumblr_o1iaqfljEE1qad0yco1_500.jpg

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JerBear50

Oh. Just assumed this had something to do with Tijuana. Not sure if I’m disappointed or relieved.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

For some reason it struck me as pretty damn funny.

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Unsurprised

It’s the province of has-beens, not the goddamn Super Bowl MVP.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To me that is part of what makes it funny.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m sure somebody already posted it but here it is again;
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/peyton-manning-to-retire-after-18-nfl-seasons/ar-BBqoW3G?ocid=ansmsnsports11

Great; now clean out your locker and get the fuck out asshole.

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