Some great games are on tap today. The action starts at 7:45 PM Pacific with the Adelaide Derby, or Showdown as they call it in Australia. A short time later(8:10 PM), Essendon will take on Melbourne at the MCG in what will be one of their best chances at a win this year. After those games finish, the Brisbane Lions host the North Melbourne Kangaroos. Game starts at 10:35 PM Pacific. The two late games are St. Kilda vs Western (1:25 AM start) and Fremantle vs Gold Coast (1:40 AM start).
To get you properly started, here are a couple of preview videos. The first is a gambling (!) preview directly from the AFL website.
http://www.afl.com.au/video/2016-03-31/ducks-tip-for-gaz-pies-a-good-thing
The second is a funny preview show hosted at a bar with REAL beer.
http://www.afl.com.au/fridayfrontbar
Seriously, the AFL is run SO much better than the NFL. No way in hell we see anything like those two videos here in the States. Enjoy the footy!
(Writer’s note: if anyone knows how to embed these videos, I would greatly appreciate some assistance! Thanks!)
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Welp – I’m in trouble. Wifey saw this one and started raising her voice.
That is pretty damn touchy.
That’s what she said!
Under a minute, 4-point game.
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Two point game. 30 seconds game. Warriors ball.
2-point game, Warriors have the ball, 30 seconds left.
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Warriors losing. At home. Down 5, over 3 left.
…and they’ll win by 13. We’ve seen this story many times.
I WANT TO BELIEVE!
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So it turns out that a bunch of my brother’s industry friends have been up here to support Bernie, but he didn’t know I feel the Bern and so he didn’t tell me until a couple of days ago. See, I hate to admit it, but I am a starfucker and even though it would hurt more than be fun I sure as goddamn well want to meet Emily Ratajkowski.
It’s good to have achievable goals.
Well, the work front isn’t going anywhere.
Changing some things at work, tumultuous week. Bad signs.
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Nice pussy. http://gfycat.com/EarlySecondaryKouprey
Hi everybody!
Kick ass week at work.
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING COMMENTIST PARTY?
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Especially in the South.
Sill and/or Balls… how long is AFL halftime?
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Please, keep jumping for joy. http://gfycat.com/CheeryLinedBorderterrier
The big problem I have with The Shawshank Redemption is that in casting Tim Robbins, there’s no obvious reason why Andy wouldn’t have been drafted for WW2. I’m certain that he wasn’t, and that’s how he was able to be a bank VP in 1946.
Club foot.
OOOOH.
This is what I get for not reading the novella.
I need to start playing tennis again. http://imgur.com/a/vKiKG
This week in nice jacket.
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Brandon Weeden signs 2 year $4 million deal with the Texans. No word yet on if this is a BEFORE or AFTER infomercial image.
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GIRD YOUR LOINS
Hey Moose, did you happen to catch the end of the Collingwood vs Richmond game? It was awesome!
No, missed it. I think I can get it on demand.
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It was a thrilling finish that, as a Collingwood fan, you will enjoy.
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I love her.
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Sup.
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Yes, there seem to be a plethora of women adorned in exactly the right size bikini.
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So, if the opposition has 77 points and there are still 7 minutes left in the half, that means you’re not having a good day, right?
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Happy Holidays!
Still snow in my yard, so……
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This is really nice
Jesus.
This is like rewatching Super Bowl 48.
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Thick paint; wash your mouth out!
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HOLY SHIT WHAT A GOAL
40-8 Adelaide? Holy shit.
Hey, Port Adelaide…this kid is better at the Ozzieball than you:
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Funny enough, after I posted about the dickhead cougher, he stopped for good.
This may be the greatest match of all time
Which one are you watching?
Nakamura-Zayn. There is zero chance any match between now and the main event on Sunday compares.
I understand the words you used, just not the order you put them in.
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Mary Fucking Xmas.
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Those wacky CBS sitcoms!
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Poor guy.
George Lucas ruined him too.
I thought it was one of those Hallmark Christmas direct-to-videos that Lacey Chabert is always in these days:
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Did someone tell Port the game started?
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Zipper.
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I want to replace my current sales force with this:
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They look like they work well as a group…
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I just did.
Fun story: When I was in grad school, I arranged a visit to a small company run by a 50-something man who had visited my campus. About half of his employees were smoking hot 20-something women and he was openly proud of the fact.
This open thread is the most disappointing thing since my son.
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Maybe you shouldn’t leave it to others.
YES RLM REFERENCE
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Thanks for this shit standard definition feed FS2!
That’s certain to make already complicated game flow even harder for the casual fan to follow!
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I’ve got Directv HD!
I’ve got a shitty 40″ SD box inside my 60″ 4K TV.
GAWD I fucking hate FOX.
Never forget:
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She has REALLY let herself go…………
Navy life is hard.
These people stole the Marine Corps Hymn.
Aussies be stealin’ their fight songs!
At least they paid a royalty fee….
Well done not taking a game-winning shot, Basketball Falcons. Overtime it is.
Game time!
This worked last time:
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D-nied!!
NEVER MIND!! HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE THE MAGIC BOOBIES!!!
I would have gone with DDD-nied, but yeah.
G-nied!