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I think you knew this was coming.
It might not be the last day of school everywhere, or for everyone, but hopefully it’s the LAST last day of school. Today’s theme: School! Have at it, you miscreants.
Request Line: Class Dismissed!
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Belated Beastie Boys Double Shot Companion
This one’s for you, DTZM!
This one was my own idea.
Great song.
And to finish the TRIPLE SHOT!
All 3 of these suggestions were from DJ Taj.
Shame on us for letting this one slip this far.
This is way too appropriate.
Unfortunately.
I’m back!
HAWT FLUTE AXXION
Probably already posted, but, I’m not going back to check:
Yup, but I couldn’t imbed it like you can sooooo….
This song was already posted, but Jack White can eat a guacamole covered dick.
Jack Johnson – We’re Going To Be Friends
Thought Rikki beat me to it when I saw his truckers post. Drive-By Truckers- Zip City. Maybe my favorite teen angst song.
https://youtu.be/Z69gW7NFZdw
That song grew on me considerably. I particularly like the closing line.
It does a great job of combining the anger and lack of self awareness that comes with that age.
.38 Special – Teacher Teacher
Dead Prez – “They” Schools
Dead Milkmen – Violent School
Krokus – School’s Out
Bob Seger – School Teacher
Young MC – Principal’s Office
Another Bad Creation – Playground
The Replacements : Fuck School
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh60xe0ff3E
Apparently sex-ed is a little different these days …
Jan & Dean – New Girl In School
Adam Sandler – The beating of a high school janitor
James Brown – DON’T BE A DROPOUT
Hall & Oates : Adult Education
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLYqTZKEpvs
WOOOOOO ’80s !!!!!1!!!
Eminem – Brain Damage
P!nk – Don’t Let Me Get Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asaCQOZpqUQ
1 of the 2 songs people can actually name from Bryan Adams
Summer of ’69 – Bryan Adams
My summer of 69; 1982.
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young – Teach Your Children
Kasabian – Secret Alphabets
*Not new slow acting STD.
Remember when MTV got in trouble because idiots thought it had a gay agenda at the end?
Popular – Nada Surf
Nada Surf is a really good band. A lifetime ago I did a piece for Popdose about cheerleader videos and got a myspace message from the girl who played the cheerleader (Sara Sebestyan).
Muddy Waters – Good Morning Little Schoolgirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV3ammsdIV0
Great.
For you 90’s music fans
Graduate – 3rd Eye Blind
Phish – Chalk Dust Torture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUysVldCa4M
Double Shot
Belle and Sebastian- We Rule the School
https://youtu.be/CjKWfCir1EU
Expectations
https://youtu.be/oDRbON3HkLU
I wanted to make a gag about school + football = star players not going to class and getting paid under the table, right? Well, in my brief research, I pulled this little beaut from the Ole Miss wiki page. Not really sure why I’m surprised.
With the outbreak of the Civil War in 1861, classes were interrupted when almost the entire student body (135 out of 139 students) from the University of Mississippi enlisted in the Confederate army.[13] Their company, Company A, 11th Mississippi Infantry, was nicknamed the University Greys. It suffered a 100% casualty rate during the Civil War.
KRS-One – High School Rock
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