INT. DARKENED MOVIE THEATER – NIGHT
A set of three forms sit in front of a darkened movie screen. Two – TOM SERVO and CROW T. ROBOT – are mechanical, while the third – JOEL HODGSON – is human. The screen lights up as a set of opening titles flash across the screen, followed by a set of shots of a glowing light racing across a southwestern landscape.
TOM SERVO: I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
The air begins to shimmer, and a pair of robots materialize in the seats next to TOM SERVO, JOEL, and CROW.
JOEL: Oh, hey guys, you made it!
RQBOCOP: Yeah, we…wait, where are we now?
BRONCO: [recognizing his surroundings] Oh boy! This is going to be a treat. What are we watching?
CROW: The Wraith. From 1986. Starring Charlie Sheen!
TOM SERVO: Who would have thought that someone who delivered such a convincing portrayal of a Wall Street executive would have his acting career derailed by his obsession with cocaine and hookers?
BRONCO: Pepto-Bismol?
TOM SERVO: Mortadella!
CROW: Not my Bubblicious!
RQBOCOP: Is he referring to the woman’s vagina?
BRONCO: Dude! Come on, man! Be cool.
CROW: Yeah, bro.
TOM SERVO: Seriously, pal.
RQBOCOP: It is a criminal offense to make threats of that nature.
BRONCO: It’s just a movie. Don’t get so dark.
TOM SERVO: I’m the director of this movie, and I tell you it will be more frightening if the ghost looks like Robocop.
JOEL: Yeah, well I’m the producer, and I say Robocop is too expensive!
TOM SERVO: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!
RQBOCOP: I am not Mexican, nor was I contacted by my representation about appearing in this film…
BRONCO: Goddamnit, RQBOCOP, be funny, or SHUT UP!
CROW: There’s nose gold in them thar hills!
RQBOCOP: That is not proper police procedure for engaging with potential informants.
BRONCO: Shut UP!
JOEL: Is he drinking hydraulic fluid?
TOM SERVO: [shakes his head sadly] Prohibition really hit this town hard.
CROW: Soon enough he’ll be moving onto the hard stuff, like motor oil.
BRONCO: It’s a slippery slope.
CROW: A yellow and black supercharged Pontiac Firebird?
TOM SERVO: Woo! Todd Haley!
BRONCO: Woo!
JOEL: Todd Haley!
ALL: Woo! Todd Haley!
CROW: Todd Haley…loses the Super Bowl?
CROW: [to the tune of the police station scene in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off] ♫…Jake…♫
TOM SERVO: [counterpart] ♫…Jamie…♫
JOEL: Well this is MUCH better!
CROW: To be honest, the original Jamie had terrible halitosis.
All of a sudden, RQBOCOP and BRONCO begin to dematerialize…
JOEL: Later, guys! Thanks for stopping by!
BRONCO: No! I was having fun…
…and disappear.
Took me an extra day, but worth the wait!
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RIP Garry Marshall
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“Did the mute speak?”
The young cgi Downey in Civil War was creepy.
Who has the best male camel toe in the NFL?
Awwww, I miss Charlie Weiss.
Gisele.
/whispers from offstage
What? She’s actually a chick? With that jawline, I would have sworn she was just a very devoted drag queen.
I’ll take “Questions Better Left Unanswered” for $800 please, Alex.
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Goddamn you bloken rink!
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“A set of three forms sit in front of a darkened movie screen.”
IN SPACE!
You know, there’s a reason why no one ever stops in Albuquerque.
I was going to feign insult, then I realized I live in the city directly north of Albuquerque and I work in a city south of Albuquerque, so I have no logical qualm with this statement.
I suddenly have a craving for Big Kay’s Burgers
GREAT! THANKS! Now I do too.
Oh, it’s a real place? The young lass pictured had me thinking this way:
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It was.
It’s gone now.
Amazing! And the foreground in the YouTube clips is inspired.