Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

My tv preview thingy tells me that this game is being shown on The NFL Network. This is the game that was chosen to be highlighted for the first Sunday-Nighter of the exhibition season? This game. This game? One of these teams doesn’t even exist!

Texans/49’ers-After getting kicked to the curb by the Eagles, (future-successful-college-coach that over-shot his talent) Chirp Kelly will attempt to weave his not-magic with the down-and-out San Franner’s. There’s a qb battle that he must decide between the likes of Kaep, Gabbert and the 16 yr-old that tosses the football (quite accurately, mind you) to the kid that runs the ball back to the field goal kicker as he practises his point-afters. Gabbert has a slight lead over the high-schooler. As far as the Texans are concerned, jump on Lamar Miller as soon as you can in your fantasy draft. Houston runs their rb’s into the ground with 300+ carries (see:Arian Foster) and if they have a modicum of talent (not looking at you, Alfred Blue) they tend to do well.

Well, that’s all I have for this game… what? Hold on, Salt N’ Pepa just called. They’re telling me that you commenters should, umm, PUSH IT REAL GOOD!

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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OK, this is it for this shitty theme. I’m even annoying the shit out of myself at this point. Which isn’t rare, fwiw.
(can’t sing or pitch….get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2914487/carlysinker.gif

JustStopDude
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JustStopDude
Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

I’m watching a Chopped Junior with the most charmingly obnoxious little future Trump voter.

Chopped Judge: “What do you want to do?”

Thirteen-Year-Old Girl: “I want to be a stockbroker. I want to make my own money.”

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/random-ness/images/3/3b/Now-wait-a-minute-o.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus
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My niece loves that show. I watch it with her. But it annoys the living shit out of me if I’m being honest.
Then again, most things do.
/might be a huge dick

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I really am genuinely sorry about this one, as far as you know.
A very good real life friend sent me this a few yrs ago, because he’s huge dick (like me) and wanted to get it stuck in my head. Which he did. And now, I pay it forward to you fine folks.

JustStopDude
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JustStopDude

Seriously…I wish the British would stop trying to export pop artists to the US.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Sonofawhoor!!!!!
So close to taking the lead.
Fuck you in advance, CB.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’m really sorry for this(no I’m not)…but I just…can’t…not.
(next one’s worst, trust me)

theeWeeBabySeamus
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(False) hope rising. Mark Trumbo you sexy motherfucker.
Tying run comes to plate.
Might be time to start drinking. One way or the other, drinking will make this better.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus
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Better example of her voice? No, probably not. But brief glimpse of Katy Perry in her underwear so….wooo!!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Welp, leaving New England. Can’t wait to fly back to DC and its 100+ degree heat index.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I never did get my weed and hookers.
I don’t even know who you are anymore.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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At least I THINK she can sing. Forgot how much autotune was on this track.
Still love it tho.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Don’t know why that posted twice.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Bcuz you could. DUH?????

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

JustStopDude
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JustStopDude

Even though I already know the results, i am watching the Women’s Vault. I am hoping that NBC shows more than say…30 minutes of it…Who am I kidding…fucking NBC would fuck up broadcasting a porno…

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

“Oh….OH….OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO YEEE”

Coming Thursdays this fall to NBC, it’s the madcap adventures of two wacky twentysomethings as they negotiate the highways and byways of Iowa’s largest city in “You’re Moines!”

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Johnny Cueto can eat the whole bag too.
FML
Oh wait, lead cut to 4.
/still has hope
/yeah sit yo’ ass down Cueto

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Yes, it appears my personal theme tonight is hot chicks who can’t sing.
Take the good with the bad.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Don’t make me hurt you.
She can sing.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Rarely if ever have I been more aroused by a chick with a head wound proceeding to drown in a hot tub.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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So, Rose Falcon is mildly attractive…
Not necessarily a good singer, tho. Tho not necessarily not. But twang and autotune are a bad combination.
But I digress….hot girl.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Now we’re talking (no…again, not the music)

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli
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A friend of mine had a great Facebook banner image that said, “Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.”

theeWeeBabySeamus
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And now everybody, Mr. Conway Twitty…
(overdone, but never fails to make me giggle)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Sill Bimmons
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’m gonna presume that that was a reply fail and was intended for me below.
😉

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, it is intended for everybody’s use, particularly when also linking to various news stories. This is an item that should have factories overburdened in making.

*Rely fails a LOT tho.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I like your egalitarian attitude.
And yes, it does apply to most of us.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Prolly applies a lot more to the subjects of said news articles.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Giants beating the hell outta my Orioles. Of course.
At least there’s still slim hope that the Niners pull a Niners.
Which will be the only thing standing between me and having to listen to CB’s particular line of shit.

/should know better than to talk shit before the fact

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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Oh wait, you meant Covalent Blonde, not Chris Berman. My mistake

theeWeeBabySeamus
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The two became one another so gradually, I hardly noticed.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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BaaaaackbackbackbacktothebottomoftheNFCWest

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