Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

My tv preview thingy tells me that this game is being shown on The NFL Network. This is the game that was chosen to be highlighted for the first Sunday-Nighter of the exhibition season? This game. This game? One of these teams doesn’t even exist!

Texans/49’ers-After getting kicked to the curb by the Eagles, (future-successful-college-coach that over-shot his talent) Chirp Kelly will attempt to weave his not-magic with the down-and-out San Franner’s. There’s a qb battle that he must decide between the likes of Kaep, Gabbert and the 16 yr-old that tosses the football (quite accurately, mind you) to the kid that runs the ball back to the field goal kicker as he practises his point-afters. Gabbert has a slight lead over the high-schooler. As far as the Texans are concerned, jump on Lamar Miller as soon as you can in your fantasy draft. Houston runs their rb’s into the ground with 300+ carries (see:Arian Foster) and if they have a modicum of talent (not looking at you, Alfred Blue) they tend to do well.

Well, that’s all I have for this game… what? Hold on, Salt N’ Pepa just called. They’re telling me that you commenters should, umm, PUSH IT REAL GOOD!

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Mic Check … 1 … .2 … Check

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Yo

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Australia, guys … Holy shit. Between the one above and Michelle J alone, I am impressed. Plus, you know, Margot Robbie and Abbey Lee Kershaw and so on.

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Shit, where’s that viagra when I need it?
/should totally switch to cialis
//really done now…nite gents
(probably NSFW version)

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Seriously. You listening? Hey…this is really the last one.
It’s past time for me to begin masturbating. And these days, it takes a while. If I don’t get to it soon it’ll be too late.
So THIS time, you can trust me. No really…I take masturbating very seriously. You can trust me.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Nice balls.
Wait….

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Yep, now I’m just trynna piss off as many of you as I can.
You’ve all done something to deserve it, don’t lie.

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Just had a contractor do a bunch of work on my house and none of it was “a new deck.”

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OK, now I’m just being a huge lying penis (lying on what?)
But did you really expect any differently from me at this point? Come on, man!!!
Besides, Grohl and Hawkins in drag AND in fat suits?
Sheeeit.

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So….. from my in depth scientific research; it appears that in women’s water polo the boobs come floppin’ out quit a bit.

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Apparently that happens to men a lot in water parks in the mid-west.

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Channel, plz?

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Seven second delay. GISBing “Accidental Nudity Water Polo” or some such.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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For those who care, and will even understand this, I’ve decided to stick with acoustic. Mid level Gretsch 5 pc shell pack.
Should be here in a week or so.
/totes excited

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/might have lied slightly
//is it a lie when you mean it when you say it but change your mind?

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Porky Prime

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I can’t stop watching this:

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Same here.

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Glad its not just me.

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I’m going to bed, but if anyone wants to go further down the drummer rabbit hole and likes jazz, check out Art Blakey. He’s one of my faves.

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Levon Helm.

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“Blah blah Boomer Phelps blah blah Father’s Day in Brazil blah blah”

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v9UmVl_75ak/TStsd9D5baI/AAAAAAAAAN4/6TST-mo-jjg/s320/Fart-noise-birds.jpg

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Yes, Voodoo Donuts. It was very original and brilliant of you to put sugar cereal on top of donuts and charge $3.50 each.

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Women’s handball; Holland v. Russia: a bunch of attractive women beating the shit out of each other, mostly within the rules.

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“Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.”
“Okay, Mr. Burns. Uh, what’s your first name?”
“…I don’t know.”

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Last drummer joke from me (at least for tonight):

How do you get the drummer off your porch?

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Pay for the pizza.

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LMFAO

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OK, last one from me.
Foo, Nirvana? Foo, Nirvana? So hard…giggity.
Wembley, bitches.

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Bass players are two a penny in Han Dold City.

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I thought Blindspot was cancelled. Apparently I was wrong.

WCS
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I didn’t know Superstore existed.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Blindspot? People still care about Michael Oher and Sandra Bullock?

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