Your “In Need Of Emergency Post, Break Glass” National Championship Open Thread

Wait, that doesn’t seem right…

That’s more like it.

NFL News:

  • Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his title.
    • And they’ve hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations.
  • Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night.
    • That’s for him, God, the police, and The Reverend to sort out.
  • Odell Beckham got inspiration from the Eagles and put a spyhole in the wall at Lambeau after the game.
    • Joke’s on him – no cheerleaders!

So, tonight’s game. I don’t know much about college football anymore, so let’s look at what I gleaned in passing today:

  • I will always enjoy this gif:

  • odds are Tide -6.5
  • over/under is 51
  • Clemson did us all a favour by beating Ohio State

I’m going to say Clemson, in a fantasy scenario, 33-30.

Although, winning might then make Saban decide to become the next Chargers coach.

Enough talk,

Get to game!


Tonight’s sports:

  • College Basketball: St. John’s at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
    • only as an aperitif
  • College Football Playoff National Championship: Clemson vs. Alabama
    8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
  • Monday Night RAW – 8:00 | USA / Sportsnet360
    • only if the game goes bad

LET THE MOCKERY BEGIN!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

For fucks sake legalize weed. I am just realizing again I lived in a 2 story apartment with 3 bedrooms and 3 jobs the last time I was allowed to smoke weed

/ We had a fully furnished guest room FFS

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Again. I apologize for the derivation, but it has been in my head for days now. I am RWing a show that has it and while I’m a season away it still was bugging me. I blame the Johnny Cash 80″ framed poster my college roommate hung up in our living room

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It was placed on the wall across from the door so it was the first thing people saw coming into our really nice and otherwise classy and clean apartment

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