Wait, that doesn’t seem right…
That’s more like it.
NFL News:
- Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his title.
- And they’ve hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations.
- Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night.
- That’s for him, God, the police, and The Reverend to sort out.
- Odell Beckham got inspiration from the Eagles and put a spyhole in the wall at Lambeau after the game.
- Joke’s on him – no cheerleaders!
So, tonight’s game. I don’t know much about college football anymore, so let’s look at what I gleaned in passing today:
- I will always enjoy this gif:
- odds are Tide -6.5
- over/under is 51
- Clemson did us all a favour by beating Ohio State
I’m going to say Clemson, in a fantasy scenario, 33-30.
Although, winning might then make Saban decide to become the next Chargers coach.
Get to game!
Tonight’s sports:
- College Basketball: St. John’s at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
- only as an aperitif
- College Football Playoff National Championship: Clemson vs. Alabama
8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
- Monday Night RAW – 8:00 | USA / Sportsnet360
- only if the game goes bad
LET THE MOCKERY BEGIN!
It’s not like we’ve seen weird things happening involving Bama with one second left on the clock.
I notice their not showing the Alabama sideline. Is Saban killing people?
Is the band on the field yet?
It… happened?
Come on 102 yd kickoff return!!!!!
No whammies.
wrenro is going to be so popular in new england
Mixed emotions FOAR the Deep South as Roll Damn Tide loses to a 5’6″ white boy.
I honestly thought they were going to waste too much time and blow their field goal chance.
WHAT A GAME
What a last 8 minutes. The previous nine hours weren’t much.
Guess Sabancide of the entire population of Alabama is back on.
…………
i got nothing
……
Clemson… not Clemsoning?
GRITDOWN
Well damn.
It happened!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
I turned this game back on for the last 2 minutes. I should have just ignored the rest of it. All 3 days.
Back breaking pick?
I’d run a designed QB draw.
Made it look that way.
Definitely confused the defense.
Let’s take a moment to appreciated both Alabama and Clemson agreeing not to play defense in the forth quarter to make this exciting!
We’re gonna review that, I presume.
Why stop now?
Well, this is getting very interesting…
Andy Reid just came on his screen at this clock management by Clemson.
It’s… maybe happening? Again?
Why the shit would you spike it when you have two timeouts? Fuck off, Dabo, Dabo!, DABO!
WATSON used LEAP.
Its not very effective…
ref looks over like “you want a time out, dumb shit??”
As we close in on hour number four of the national championship game, I’m reminded why I don’t usually watch college football.
Mind you, that lateral and hook & ladder thing was kinda neat.
When did last year’s game suddenly break out?
Back-shattering pick-six in 3…2…1…
That was a shit-tastic kick.
Nailed it!
Some serious blue balls going on here…..
FAPFAPFAP
It’s… not happening?
Oh, I am nourished by Clemson tears.
still time FOAR that snank too
I am praying to Shank’hor as we speak….trust me.
Of fucking course Clemson’s defense crumbles at the most critical moment.
HURTS SAVES THE LIVES OF ALL OF THE CITIZENRY OF ALABAMA.
For now.
At least the wives, girlfriends, and children…
Did Clemson suddenly forget how to tackle?
that was…surprising??
ROLL TIDE!!!
Not really but this is really turning into a fun as fuck National Championship!!!
RAZZLE DAZZLE!
Oh snap! BAMA GETTING TRICKY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKMUh5jNiv8
It’s… happening?
So…Lane has a raging boner right now right?
So the German suplex is not a foul in college?
no.
now a german hostel maybe, but the duplex is good.
Inorite? Stupid autocorrect.
This is THE BIG TWAAAAALLLLVE, brother!!!