Wait, that doesn’t seem right…
That’s more like it.
NFL News:
- Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his title.
- And they’ve hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations.
- Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night.
- That’s for him, God, the police, and The Reverend to sort out.
- Odell Beckham got inspiration from the Eagles and put a spyhole in the wall at Lambeau after the game.
- Joke’s on him – no cheerleaders!
So, tonight’s game. I don’t know much about college football anymore, so let’s look at what I gleaned in passing today:
- I will always enjoy this gif:
- odds are Tide -6.5
- over/under is 51
- Clemson did us all a favour by beating Ohio State
I’m going to say Clemson, in a fantasy scenario, 33-30.
Although, winning might then make Saban decide to become the next Chargers coach.
Get to game!
Tonight’s sports:
- College Basketball: St. John’s at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
- only as an aperitif
- College Football Playoff National Championship: Clemson vs. Alabama
8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
- Monday Night RAW – 8:00 | USA / Sportsnet360
- only if the game goes bad
LET THE MOCKERY BEGIN!
Hate to admit it, but that was a pretty play.
DAT BELT FOAR MVP
Nice rack!
https://twitter.com/JillBidenVeep/status/818424078264659968
The future president: Throws a tantrum anytime someone makes fun of him. Can’t wait until he asks Congress to ban Saturday Night Live after another critical skit.
Remember the innocent days when Dan Quayle lost his shit over Murphy Brown and we thought it was funny and not terrifying?
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/818669362047492096/photo/1
Well thats expected
Just tuned back in to see how it’s going to end and—
HOW THE HELL IS THIS STILL IN THE THIRD QUARTER?!?
Seriously. An hour and a half for this quarter.
He ded.
Sark’s buying the first round!
WOO!! Even the guy with the weave couldn’t miss THAT ONE.
Well that was good coverage at least.
No….wait.
Seriously who the fuck thought it was a good idea to start this shitshow at 8:30?
Why is Derrick Henry wearing his girl’s hairdo?
Now THAT sounds like a euphemism!!!!!
That ref’s a dead ringer for Michael Chiklis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeaGXjD_iDY
“DeShaun Watson got into that situation last year and he’d pull out”
Amateur
– J Winston
Watsoncopter!
Well, this game was competitive for about 30 seconds
Going to a live WWE show in a few weeks. Gonna be hard to not embarrass myself when Alexa Bliss comes out.
Do NOT put bills in her waistband
You’re right. Credit cards would probably be a more impressive gesture
Lane Kiffin smiles at his TV, and proceeds to bang Nick Saban’s daughter
“Oh shit I need a QB? Where the hell is Daunte Culpeper?”
Not even the fourth quarter?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK THIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
They should really take Jalen to see the doctor. They keep saying he hurts.
Everybody does. Soommmmmetimes.
Bammer Incompletion, so you all get a puppy within a puppy within a puppy etc
so this is a thing:
http://firenicksaban.com/
A peek into Saban’s office in the athletic complex:
So, I’ll be in the locker room, just waiting for the word, Nick.
https://boardgamegeek.com/camo/6a0cb81f055f3789b4948c5e3203e5c373958614/687474703a2f2f7374617469632e6769616e74626f6d622e636f6d2f75706c6f6164732f6f726967696e616c2f302f343733372f3434373937312d6d6f6c6172616d2e6a7067
I don’t know if I can finish watching this game. Is there something better on? Snuff films? Gay cuckold porn? NCIS?
Maybe a hugh Grant movie?
Hugh Grant prolly makes gay cuckold porn now. Doesn’t seem like a saver type to me.
THE SCRAPPY SLOT RECEIVER THAT COULD!
Clemson TD? Still sleepy
Well lookit them Tiggers.
They think they have a chance.
No, I don’t think that’s what the Bama fan on the phone actually said.
Ha….well played.
that’s the little fucker who saved the FUMBRE six, too
OH SHIt DO WE HAVE A GAME HERE?!?!
Just one more, and I’m off to play some dragon age: inquisition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9hDjxFBH9E
Is Saban going to go Mola Ram style and eat the punters heart?
Only if Clemson scores.
RIP punter
There it is.
I’m not really an Alabama fan. I have no real college team I “support”. Maryland does not have a history of good football teams and the school I went to only had a decent chess team until the NCAA gave us the death penalty for recruitment violations.
What I like about Alabama is the hate that fans of other teams sends their way. Like the argument that the majority of Alabama fans are slack jawed, inbred hicks, that could never even get accepted to community college, let alone the university.
That describes every fucking college team fan base doesn’t it?
Or that Alabama players aren’t student athletes but just playing for a spot in the NFL….
Again…isn’t that pretty much what every big university does now? I mean the whole concept of “Student Athlete” is a fucking joke.
Its hilarious to hear a Penn State or Notre Dame fan try to argue that their schools are somehow doing it right despite you know…the pedophilia or driving a rape victim to suicide.
Alabama is the result of the fucking corrupt as shit NCAA. Its kind of glorious to see an institution recognize what a fucking joke the whole situation is and go full on evil, at any cost. Its refreshing.
the fact that notre dame got one of their students killed and received virtually no blow back to it shows how absurdly insulated these programs are.
Yup. Un-fucking-real.
A private company pulling shit remotely like that would be sued into oblivion.
http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cute-puppy-gifs-lab.gif
DeShaun Watson’s dog?
The packers would like him to try out please.
Christ almighty what a pussy playcall.
A fun winter wish here: During a snowstorm, all teh channels send a reporter out in the van to drive teh roads to SHOW YOU WHAT YOU COULDN’T SEE. I want and pray for one to ditch HARD live. Or smack into another news van.
A wish of mine as well.
Don’t drive around on icy roads WITH A GODDAMNED CAMERA then tell me that I should stay home.
Jerks.
Its so obvious that small town networks LOVE bad weather. You can literally see on their faces “Oh thank god its snowing…I don’t have to cover the 27th annual ‘Doll Fest’ at the local motor lodge”
Can I one-up you and ask for a newsvan rally race?
Nawt a catch.
the bears are totally dumb enough to draft watson aren’t they?
Niners sure are.
well, for all his faults at least Chip woulda saved them from THAT, eh?
Are there any draftable QBs this year?
Not that I can see in advance. Spend a Day 3 pick on some random small college asshole, I guess?
Um, Hippo, um Chip would rather draft a fairer skinned option.
more of a “natural leader” if you will ,, smh
The Jets are.