Wait, that doesn’t seem right…
That’s more like it.
NFL News:
- Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his title.
- And they’ve hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations.
- Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night.
- That’s for him, God, the police, and The Reverend to sort out.
- Odell Beckham got inspiration from the Eagles and put a spyhole in the wall at Lambeau after the game.
- Joke’s on him – no cheerleaders!
So, tonight’s game. I don’t know much about college football anymore, so let’s look at what I gleaned in passing today:
- I will always enjoy this gif:
- odds are Tide -6.5
- over/under is 51
- Clemson did us all a favour by beating Ohio State
I’m going to say Clemson, in a fantasy scenario, 33-30.
Although, winning might then make Saban decide to become the next Chargers coach.
Get to game!
Tonight’s sports:
- College Basketball: St. John’s at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
- only as an aperitif
- College Football Playoff National Championship: Clemson vs. Alabama
8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
- Monday Night RAW – 8:00 | USA / Sportsnet360
- only if the game goes bad
LET THE MOCKERY BEGIN!
http://hiddenpondlabradors.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sept172110.jpg
Here’s one similar to the Hound of House LemonJello:
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Jack Russel/Dachshund mix. He’s awesome.
Try this again:
Saban is an asshole but Jesus Christ the man knows how to build a (College)football team.
Would he give the NFL one more go, or does he just stay and dominate collegiate level?
I think he knows his limits
Stays at the collegiate level – more control, more power.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yGvzYY2iBx8/UpZyL8NMQbI/AAAAAAAAPMI/lSs5fnPx6Uc/s1600/unlimited-power.gif
He’s already making what, like $7 million a year at Alabama, and is on track to be considered the GOAT based on his success there… why the hell would he ever move and spoil a good thing??
http://i.imgur.com/g5Bgo9h.gifv
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md12asbGTX1r5c792o4_250.gif
Puppeeze is so stoopid!
Halftime show?
http://tbaileywrites.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/4/1/10419403/3342457_orig.gif?1
Alright, switching over to South Park reruns.
I like all of these lab puppies I am seeing catching up. They are much more fun than the Tide game I just turned on… and just watched another TD on.
This Puppy is confused by the lack of defense.
BAMA WANTS THE BROWNS
http://cdn1-www.dogtime.com/assets/uploads/gallery/labrador-retriever-dog-breed-pictures/labrador-retriever-dog-pictures-1.jpg
So, about those puppies…
Also fascinating.
http://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/how-alabama-clemson-ohio-state-washington-make-and-spend-their-money/
Not sure what kind of loophole “Athletic Aid” is, but all schools have more than 85 people on it.
I got lost down that rabbit hole for awhile. Good read indeed.
Wait, there was a Cars 2?
Nope.
“I wish.”
– Jack Del Rio
http://www.collegefootballplayoff.com/revenue-distribution
“Jets Sweep? I dont think the Jets swept anyone in the AFCE, but what do I know? I’m just a puppy”
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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4777893/lab-puppy-o.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Ws5ZBqd.gif
I like how that Bama commercial implies they actually believe in science there.
Science is religion no?
aka “that Jew shit”
I love how your comment implies they know what the word “implies” means down there in Bama.
numbers, BEYOND what you can count on yer fingers, toes, and willy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2VNxmn0lNA
Well now that the game is effectively over. I hereby decree that this game thread is now about Labrador Retriever Puppies. Discuss.
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Mrs Cola wants one desperately but we live in a condo. Her seeing this pic did not help.
http://zoonarea.com/wp-content/uploads/parser/labrador-puppies-tumblr-1.gif
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Great. Another goddamn diversity seminar.
My level of enthusiasm for this game is on par with the level of enthusiasm displayed by Horatio’s wife on a Friday night when the kids are all off at sleepovers.
Give me a sec to figure this one out.
http://bestanimations.com/Science/Math/funny-math-gif/funny-math-homework-animated-gif-image-24.gif
Can you really blame her though? Being cooped up in a locker with another person 24 hours a day would make anyone go stir-crazy…
“Nice job, young man. We won’t have to rape your Dad while you watch after all.”
I thought an a-gap stunt for Clemson meant fingering a butthole?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s lookin’ good these days.
If that dude’s name isn’t Clem I’ll eat my cousin’s hat.
Me thinks Bleergh has been appeased this evening already.
something something CAM NEWTON IS A THUG something
Game. Over.
GOD DAMMIT
FUMBRE!!!!
Has anyone not from Clemson ever cheered for Clemson?
I want Clemson to win because fuck Saban
In football? No. I enjoyed their basketballing under Rick Barnes and Ollie Purnell.
the fuck was that.
If Clemson loses they have to rename themselves the “ClemZon Z-sports comedy team featuring DeZhaun Watzon”
I DECREE Mark Hamill the official reader of the Orange menaces tweets forthwith. As the Joker.
That was like watching a dolphin jump out the water.
Saban’s going to have that punter shot on the sideline.
Shawn Michaels’ dab technique is on point.
:large
Dont worry, Sark is going to be drunk by halftime and call nothing but screens. That’s when Clemson can strike.
one forgets, when you have superior talent at every position, calling the game is pretty goddamned easy. Don’t outthink yourself and run simple shit.
IT DUN MATTER WENS GOD IS ON YER SIDE!!!11!1!1
— Dabo, Dabo! DABO!
Immaculate Holding!!111
these Big 12 refs DO like they screen time, huh??
The basketball refs are somehow worse.
probably pretty confused. When they applied to the Big 12, they certainly didn’t expect any basketball to be involved.
Right? With all the time they get on WWE, you would figure they would be ok.
I need to see more of this.
I agree. I would like to see that segment.
I’ll take a movie.
I prefer hillbilly aikido, where you use opponent’s lernin’s ‘gainst ’em.
It is called a “jet sweep” because it’s a really shitty play that goes nowhere?
“Interesting. Tell me more.”
-Capt. BlueBunny
Landed. Who’s picking me up at the airport?
Oh. I thought you meant landed as in “landed gentry”. Off with you, peasant.
Anthony Bennett runs a great uber car
Hitting a player out of the play? Isn’t that called “blocking”?
Big 12 refs
Holy shit…that was a dumb ass penalty.
AD’s son is a dumbass.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/6e55c6b9fd781bc92d5802c6bc1eb839/tumblr_o3oipnqiZR1qzpn6vo2_540.gif
Hey boys, Ice Blue Bombers and Ice Stampeders is on. Some Canadianana for you.
Oh, never mind. DABO DABO DABO