Wait, that doesn’t seem right…
That’s more like it.
NFL News:
- Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his title.
- And they’ve hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations.
- Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night.
- That’s for him, God, the police, and The Reverend to sort out.
- Odell Beckham got inspiration from the Eagles and put a spyhole in the wall at Lambeau after the game.
- Joke’s on him – no cheerleaders!
So, tonight’s game. I don’t know much about college football anymore, so let’s look at what I gleaned in passing today:
- I will always enjoy this gif:
- odds are Tide -6.5
- over/under is 51
- Clemson did us all a favour by beating Ohio State
I’m going to say Clemson, in a fantasy scenario, 33-30.
Although, winning might then make Saban decide to become the next Chargers coach.
Get to game!
Tonight’s sports:
- College Basketball: St. John’s at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
- only as an aperitif
- College Football Playoff National Championship: Clemson vs. Alabama
8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
- Monday Night RAW – 8:00 | USA / Sportsnet360
- only if the game goes bad
LET THE MOCKERY BEGIN!
That suplex at the end might not be legal, but it is college rules, so fuck if I know.
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Nick Saban is about to go “Carrie” right now. No one in that stadium will survive.
Given that it’s full of Alabama and Clemson fans, that would be just fine with me.
You’re offsides and you cant even tackle the ball carrier?
Goddammit….let’s just review every damn thing from now on and get it over with.
After further review, this post has been confirmed
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SO JELLY
Give Watson credit, he has gotten the tar shit beaten out of him and fought his fucking ass off to keep his team in it.
Yep
No! Not the pylon cam!
That pylon cam had ONE DAY LEFT until retirement!
Saban is speaking in tongues right now.
saban is smart to let them score…
.WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?
Who should I root for? Clemson did embarrass my school but Alabama is Alabama.
TaintCatch!!!!
Nick’s about to burst a blood vessel
I just want to go on record as saying that I hope Clemson loses on a shanked FG attempt as time expires. Bonus if it goes to OT and they lose in OT.
Ballgame, Team Jeebus Camp
Well better late than never, I guess…
Alabama on that drive:
Roll Damn Tide could save us some chucklefuckery and just punt on 1st down.
That no-call on the pass interference would probably be called at the pro level (if it were done to a Patriots receiver).
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Holy shit, how did he stay up??
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Says Hippo’s ladyfriends?
Alright, I just got home from working during the National Championship game because I made some serious mistakes in my life.
Has Clemson been good or have Alabama been bad? Has Saban killed his new OC yet?
They’re in no hurry, thats for sure
QB with the unfortunate weave has been prettay…prettay…bad
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Saban’s going to have everyone in the entire state of Alabama, except himself, killed. Night of the Long Knives II: The Tide Rolls.
Also, he’ll activate the team of snipers currently surrounding Kiffin.
Is he a Demmycrat? I mean, I’d LOVE to pick up both Senate seats!
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Did Hurts forget it wasn’t practice?
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Up yours, Allstate. I don’t need some has-been character actor messing up my stuff. I’m doing just fine on my own.
Dean Winters is awesome. Yes those commercials are bad but so are all the other ones for every other company.
Pedro doesn’t appreciate you caling dennis haysbert a has been
“Why isnt this game over?”
I think this game might end by around 2:00 AM
I don’t regret my decision to give up on this game hours ago, even though it is close now
on February 21st.
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D’awwwwwwwww
Cat being extra cuddly, while simultaneously being extra sheddy, which makes me extra allergyy, and I’m also quite sure is all part of his passive-aggressive attempts to end me.
So this “Evan” guy in the DirecTV commercial, he totally looks like a guy who would play a rapist in an episode of Law & Order, right?
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Bama just fucking up all over the place. And 7 MOAR points, and the over is shockingly covered!
I will never buy a chevy, use allstate, or drink a dr.pepper because of their commercials during the games.
Re: Ape’s twitter: Speaking of search results, one of the incoming ones on our backpage was “Ben Mcadoo looks like a pedophile”.
Who’s got two thumbs and doesn’t really give a flying dutch oven about this game?
No, definitely not Jason Pierre-Paul.
Later, Taters!
We have a ball game so back to puppers
Navy Federal Credit Union commercials make me irrationally angry.
again, I say QUITE RATIONAL