Hate Week: Two Minutes Hate

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS DRIVE CHART


1st and 10 at KC 25
(6:44 – 4th) A. Reid enters vehicle. Adjusts safety belt outwards to maximum capacity.


1st and 10 at KC 25
(6:28 – 4th) A. Reid sucks in breath, fastens safety belt.


1st and 10 at KC 25
(6:20 – 4th) A. Reid adjusts mirror.


1st and 10 at KC 25
(6:13 – 4th) A. Reid checks watch.


1st and 10 at KC 25
(6:09 – 4th) A. Reid adjusts mirror again.


1st and 10 at KC 25
(5:54 – 4th) A. Reid starts engine and drives 8 yards to end of driveway.


2nd and 2 at KC 33
(5:42 – 4th) A. Reid waits for a suitable break in traffic.


2nd and 2 at KC 33
(5:32 – 4th) Still waiting.


2nd and 2 at KC 33
(5:17 – 4th) Still waiting.


2nd and 2 at KC 33
(5:11 – 4th) Start to…wait, no, not a big enough gap.


2nd and 2 at KC 33
(5:03 – 4th) Still waiting.


2nd and 2 at KC 33
(4:38 – 4th) A. Reid pulls out into traffic and drives along Union Street for 19 yards.


1st and 10 at KFC 49
(4:09 – 4th) A. Reid is passed on the left by M.Soccermom, hits brakes and stops for no gain (M.Soccermom).


2nd and 10 at KFC 49
(3:47 – 4th) A. Reid turns right onto Cobblestone Court. Movement is ruled as LATERAL for no gain (Cobblestone Court).


3rd and 10 at KFC 49
(3:33 – 4th) A. Reid turns left onto Avalon Lane running parallel to Union Street for 23 yards.


1st and 10 at KFC 26
(3:09 – 4th) A. Reid waits in unprotected left turn lane.


1st and 10 at KFC 26
(3:02 – 4th) A. Reid declines opportunity to turn in front of car that is clearly signaling it will be turning right at the intersection.


1st and 10 at KFC 26
(2:45 – 4th) A. Reid turns left onto Meridian Avenue.


1st and 10 at KFC 26
(2:23 – 4th) A. Reid turns right onto Union Street.


1st and 10 at KFC 26
(2:00 – 4th) TWO MINUTE WARNING – No Play.


1st and 10 at KFC 26
(2:00 – 4th) A. Reid uses third and final time out – No Play.


1st and 10 at KFC 26
(1:33 – 4th) A. Reid up the middle lane for 4 yards.


2nd and 6 at KFC 22
(0:58 – 4th) A. Reid performs u-turn on Union Street for loss of 1 yard.


3rd and 7 at KFC 23
(0:26 – 4th) A. Reid performs another u-turn on Union Street for gain of 4 yards. PENALTY on KC-A. Reid, illegal u-turn. Penalty is declined.


4th and 7 at KFC 23
(0:11 – 4th) A. Reid realizes this is getting serious, hits gas pedal for gain of 19 yards.


1st and Goal at KFC 4
END OF BREAKFAST MENU.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Traitor!

King Hippo

I told you guys, RW is a progressive Demmycrat! And supposedly, a really good dude. He’s still maybe the most popular NC State alumnus since the Valvano era, despite the whole WI/”whole pack of Badgers” thing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ah…. you were fine; he’s a team guy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He’s a dipshit who thinks “god” pays attention and directs his fucking football exploits; what a fucking moron. That said; he isn’t a convicted or suspected criminal and I hate him a little less because of this “stance” on Drumpf. Also he is good at the footballing.

I am much more inclined at this point to overlook doucheness in anybody if they hate, disagree with, are aghast at, etc. with Drumpf, the majority in congress and USSC corporations are snowflakes, no need for warrants decisions.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

PLUS he is an admitted bully; a trait that one usually is never fully rid of and takes a shit-tonne of redemption to overcome.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Other than those things, since he went to your school, I’m sure he is a “really good dude.”

blaxabbath

Not me. Still fucking hate RW. Like with Kaep, if RW wants me to stop hating him, all he needs to do is start playing bad.

ballsofsteelandfury

This was perfect.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think you’re burying the lede here–KFC has a breakfast menu?!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The KKK breakfast menu is tho.

Unsurprised

Only available in D.C. as of January 20

blaxabbath

Drive Thru Speak: “Coach Reid! You’ve just thrown a challenge flag claiming that the opening kick off, which sailed through the uprights, should have been called illegal procedure. That call was upheld. Now you’re preparing to throw ANOTHER flag challenging the spot of the ball on the 20????”

A. Reid: “Well, son, I’m here to…..DOUBLE DOWN!”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK PEOPLE! I KNOW THE COUNTRY IS GOING TO COMPLETE SHIT, RUIN, AND HUMILIATION, BUT NOW IT IS REALLY TIME TO PANIC:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/nations-bacon-reserves-hit-half-century-low/ar-AAmu28c

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This won’t be helped when Reid and other start hoarding it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This actually sums up my last fucking drive downtown, my rage level went past plaid and well into Fozz.

Enrico Pallazzo

How dare you besmirch the character and name of the Pro Bowl Champion Coach!