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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – MORNING
A producer and a pair of drive-time radio personalities are engaged in an animated discussion.
THE ANIMAL: Is this a fucking joke?
PRODUCER: I assure you, this is not a joke.
JIMMY: We’re being pulled off the air for WHAT?
PRODUCER: Trust me, I’m as surprised as you guys are. Take the day off. Spend some time watching sports instead of just talking about them. Things will be back to normal tomorrow.
THE ANIMAL: [rubs temples] I wouldn’t mind a few extra hours to sleep off this Oscar Party hangover.
JIMMY: Yeah, I guess we shouldn’t complain about a free vacation day.
JIMMY AND THE ANIMAL turn to walk out of the studio. JIMMY turns back briefly.
JIMMY: But who the fuck is this “M.C. Gloin”, anyways?