Offseason Quotables: Road To The Final Four (Results)

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TJ Leaf is UCLA’s second freshman to declare for the NBA draft. So Steve Alford had two experienced seniors, two first-round pick freshmen (one lottery pick, if not #1 overall), and a junior center who looks like he could ball for Deep Space 9 —

—  and his accomplishments on the season were 3rd place in the conference and getting bounced in the Sweet 16. Dude’s got the #2 recruiting class coming in next year though. Recruiting more important than coaching? Well, UCLA ain’t becoming Kentucky-West for nothing.

So those are my NCAA thoughts to close out the season. I’m heading up to the Grand Canyon this weekend to avoid the March-Madness-in-April festivities here in town. The wife wanted to go hiking and I have a LOT of trash that I need to get out of the backyard and dumped off so, in all, trip should be a win-win.

Great work on the submissions (it’s really worth just reading all the submissions because everyone was a winner this time). Maybe we’ll see if we can do this again every month or so until pigskin returns.

“Trump: we’re going to build a wall. Trump: between the USA and Mexico. Trump: it’s going to be YUUUUUUGE. Trump: and Mexico is going to pay for it all.” -Game Time Decision
“I haven’t seen college basketball players in orange uniforms look so uncomfortable with what they have been tasked to do since Laurie Fine told the starting Syracuse frontcourt she wanted to be ‘as airtight as that basketball over there.'” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“When you ask your mom to get you a 10 piece McNugget meal but she only gets you an 8 piece, with a FUCKING SMALL FRIES AND DRINK.” -Trevor Semen
“Broken ankles, like anything involving a uterus, are not covered by the Republican health care plan.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“When I tried to do this in the Michigan girls locker room after a big win, I got berated, pummeled and arrested. DOUBLE STANDARD, LADIES!” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
“This is the most Lemon Party gif I’ve ever seen.” -Bloody Lethal
“If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits. (door flies open) Eric Montross: PUTTIN ON A RIIIIIZ” -SonOfSpam
“Hey brah, what are you doing looking at my girl like that?” -LemonJello
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Frankly, it’s an honor for just one of my submissions to be recognized.

My Michigan one was the best one, though.

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Horatio Cornblower

If that Northwestern kid were mine he’d be dead and I’d be in jail.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m frankly shocked the Sandusky one didn’t get an honorable mention. That was brutally good.

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blaxabbath

It’s a shame not everyone could win/send me a check.

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Bloody Lethal

I was gonna say!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

So I just make that contribution to Trump’s reelection campaign under the name “Blax” and we’re square?

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blaxabbath

Defense fund.

But you should be fine. We’re already the biggest donor county for Heir President in the nation.

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