Note: The Crew of the Covenant Died On The Way Back to Their Home Planet

FOCUS GROUP LEADER: Okay, how many of you kids would like the crew of the Covenant to deal with real life problems like the ones you face every day?

FOCUS GROUP LEADER: And who would like to see them do just the opposite, getting into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers?

FOCUS GROUP LEADER:  So you want a realistic down-to-earth movie that’s completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?

BEERGUYROB: Also, you should win things by watching.

FOCUS GROUP LEADER:  Welp, here you go!