Your “Hold On – I Need A Cup For THose Tears” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • AJ Hawk signed a one-day contract so he could retire a Packer.
  • Dallas jumped early and exercised the 2018 option on OL Zack Martin.
    • It’s worth $9.3 million, which is about $3 million less than he’d command on the open market after 2017.
  • The Bills are going to the family well & brought in Chad Kelly for a tryout pre-draft visit.
    • He missed the combine due to a shredded knee, making him the leading candidate for the Browns’ first-overall pick.
  • One final use of the Rooney Rule on Tuesday, when Ike Taylor joins 7 Rooney grandchildren as pallbearers at Grampa Dan’s funeral.

Finally, Derek Carr – “Christian, Husband, Father and Oakland Raider #RaiderNation What they call work, I call worship!” – went and called disappointed Oakland residents “not true fans” for lamenting the move to Vegas. That should make the next two years playing out the string extra-special to the 4500 people who show up.

  • Well, that must have been a scary couple of hours in the Raiders front office:


Lesser sports playoff madness update:

In case you want to know how Flames fans’ (& their server, litre_cola) night went, allow the fans of the 2013 Maple Leafs to show you:

And Ape has the fallout from the Caps-Leafs series:

Delicious.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Habs at Rangers – 7:00PM / NBCSN / CBC
    • Penguins at CBJ – 7:00PM | CNBC / Sportsnet360
    • Oilers at Sharks – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Bucks at Raptors – 7:00PM | TSN
    • Bulls at Celtics – 8:00PM | TNT
    • Jazz at Clippers – 10:30PM | TNT

 

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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I may Have zoomed in really far inbox the train looking at this. Maybe.

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Gratliff
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Real Romo would be out for 6 months with a wedgie like that

King Hippo
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you mean in a special wheelchair?

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I-R-Wedgie?

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Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

Open season on Brendan Smith. No call. Montreal Typical.

Gratliff
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Lavy deserved better in Philly
http://i.imgur.com/CCshCp8.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff
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Saw this fucking abomination in person today. It was full of well-to-do, well-aged white folk.
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JustStopDude
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JustStopDude

That’s a shit load of “bless your heart” right in your fucking face…

Romonobyl
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They apparently have an issue with verbs.

Gratliff
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There are actually more attached signs and flags now.

King Hippo
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I hope you dropped your pants, DFO style.

Gratliff
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I had just driven for two hours. I just did the slow rolling finger and moved along. Rush hour traffic in that town is fucking murder.

JustStopDude
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Anyone have the courage to see what happens to the cat that was on the plane wing in the gif I showed earlier in the thread?

https://youtu.be/J_8mdH20qTQ

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Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Why they didn’t cast Elizabeth Holmes as Pennywise in the upcoming version of It is beyond me. Name five CEO’s who love blood more than her. You can’t!

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Why isn’t she in prison?

JustStopDude
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She looks like an android that under shot the uncanny valley.

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Great Sprawl Trilogy reference.

King Hippo
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I no longer think Ossoff will even keep above 45%. His lead is dissipatin’ faster than a cherry pie in a Fat Albert cartoon!

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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blaxabbath
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I paid taxes today as well. I did not enjoy it. But, hey, that’s the price we pay for the luxury of subsidizing every single company that makes Consumer Reports Top 25 Most Hated Companies each year!

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why America need non-existent gun laws.

King Hippo
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I don’t think Ossoff’s gonna hold onto 50%, BTW

JustStopDude
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I’m paying bills just now. Its fucking terrifying how much money I have been blowing through purchasing a home. My savings and checking account went from like $80k to around $8k in the span of a month.

I was pleasantly surprised how much was in my checking account, until I realized that my shithead old landlord is sitting on my $2k lease breaking check for some reason.

I am still not done unpacking because of being both tired from work and the simple fact that I need book shelves and shit like that. I still have ass loads of shit I have to purchase…like basic stuff. I still have most of my cloths in plastic bins from when I was in the military and constantly moving around.

Unrelated…when the fuck did the Celtics get Buffalo Bob as a center?

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I’d fuck me….I’d fuck me so hard….

Gratliff
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Sort of reminds me of what Matt Riddle looks like these days.
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LemonJello
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I’m bored.
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Puck avoids visor, hits guy in face; penishead’s insightful comment: “imagine what woulda happened without the visor!”

King Hippo
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ewwwww, gross hawkey injury time

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I did my own taxes this year and finally finished. Fuck you accountant!

My combined Federal and State refunds: FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS!!!

Sweet!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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It’s as good of a time as any to claim it. It’s not like the IRS is gonna have the resources to question it during this administration.

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Sharkbait

Wonderful change by the Ice Giants leads to a Alouettes goal.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

That Mitchell and Webber look though.

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Sharkbait

Holden didn’t help by just falling down though.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Not even 3 minutes in and PenisHead McGuire already has his mouth full of Penguin balls.

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herodotus450

I guess they ARE up 3-0 in the series, have looked dominant, and were and still are the easy favorites to win the cup. But still, PenisHead.

King Hippo
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3-0 against a college football side is nothing to brag about

JustStopDude
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I wonder if they do bar mitzvahs….

ballsofsteelandfury
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Hang on. 714. That’s Orange County!!

Party at Son Of Spam’s house!!

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King Hippo
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Go Habitantes and non-Buckeyes!!

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I agree with half of that statement.

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Let’s go Ice Giants!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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It’s Tax Day in the US. It was extended a few extra days because apparently the Pain Monster doesn’t work over Easter weekend.

ballsofsteelandfury
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On the bright side, getting tickets to Raider games should be a lot cheaper and easier now. I would love Oakland fans to rip the stadium to shreds in the first game and have the Coliseum be considered unplayable.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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The fans don’t have to do anything during September…

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