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Your “Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 18” 4th of July Edition Slash Open Thread

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…

NFL Noise: Well, it looks like the Chargers will pick up Roger’s mantle & at least possibly maybe consider Colin Kaepernick for their bench.…

NFL Nuggets: The League has issued guidelines for how players may return to team facilities. The guidelines, all nine pages in pdf form here…

The ideas that pop into my head to fill these pages are usually quite random. During the week it’s pretty straightforward – read the…

NFL Notes: It’s a pretty quiet day ahead of the schedule release. Did we all enjoy the Earl Thomas revelations last night? As a…

Some answers only Scotchy knows. NFL Nuggets: three days until the Draft Jameis Winston claims he is being “methodical” in his search for a…

NFL Noise: It’s mostly coaching news today: It was, according to PFT, “Love at first sight” between Jerry Jones & Mike McCarthy. BTW –…

I had to call in sick for school today. It’s not that I can’t keep anything down, it’s that I can’t keep anything in.…

NFL Nuggets: Andrew Luck updates: The Colts are letting him keep his bonus money from the last contract signing. It amounts to $16.8 million,…

NFL News: Melvin Gordon has told the Chargers he’s not showing up to camp without a new contract. In a “pay me or trade…