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Your “All Of You Please Stop Talking” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Antonio Brown issued a(n empty) trade threat in response to criticism of Sunday’s performance. A former Steelers PR rep, Ryan Scarpino, who…
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Your “In The Most Delightful Way” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Hi all. After a welcome three-day holiday weekend away from the #content mines, I’m ready to return you to the cromulence of my banality.…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Conference Championships
Or, “The Reasonableness of the Situation”. Honestly, after how the games turned out, I was expecting far more vitriol than I found. The Jags…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Divisional Round
The four Divisional Round games gave us plenty to chew on. Final. AT&T Postgame Report – https://t.co/eQEQbSwXAT #InBrotherhood pic.twitter.com/9uhaV4PqUC — Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) January…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Oakland Raiders
Honestly, after watching the games this weekend, I really wanted to do the Chargers or the Seahawks. But the Dirt Clippers did themselves with…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – Wentzylvania Becomes Folesadelphia
As you’ve gleaned, I’ve been away this week. The doctors saw fit to ram another scope up my backside & remove the polyps they…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Baltimore Ravens
Remember – he was on two knees for Jesus. So, as the season has progressed, more candidates for evaluation have become apparent. When a…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Green Bay Packers
Normally, I wouldn’t touch a 4-2 team for this feature. After all, I prefer to look into the morass of human misery & mine…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Seattle Seahawks
Of all the 1-2 teams I could choose, this week seemed fairly obvious to me. There are four teams at 1-2 that didn’t expect…
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Your “Wait – Is The ‘Victory Formation’ Now An Anti-American Protest?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Anthemgate update: (Anthemgazi? 9-11them?) Roger Goodell told latte foam inhaler Peter King he is “proud” of the League’s response to Donald Trump’s…