Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread

^{Some answers only Scotchy knows.}

NFL Nuggets: three days until the Draft

• Jameis Winston claims he is being “methodical” in his search for a new team he feels is a perfect fit.
  • Because “no one has called me” isn’t a very resounding answer.

• The Jags seem to be doing their best to ensure no one wants to go play for them:
  • They released Marqise Lee, so now they have only career backups on their roster.
  • They are entertaining trade offers for Leonard Fournette, because MJD retired three years ago.
  • They are engaging in a flame war with Yannick Ngakoue, who just wants. The fuck. Out.

Show me the compensation. I’m sure you’re really driving up the price today btw.

— Tony Khan (@TonyKhan) April 20, 2020

It’s a new regime here sir. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all of the contributions you made here. That said, tweeting insults at me won’t get you traded any faster. Only good trade compensation will do that. Please redirect your efforts into a more productive outlet

— Tony Khan (@TonyKhan) April 20, 2020

Finally – Saints preserve us! – the Patriots have changed their uniforms.

To a resounding chorus of “WHERE THA FACK IS PAT PATRIOT?!!?1!!”, the Patriots have decided that the post-Brady era will begin in the color-rush jerseys.

• They are hoping that, with the proposed helmet-rule changes in 2021, they can bring back their red alternates with the Pat Patriot logo on the lid.
• The majority of fan responses, in the time I could stomach being on their Twitter page, follow along this line.

Already ordered my new jersey. pic.twitter.com/tZUhwD8VUP

— Kraig Withakay (@KraigWith_A_K) April 20, 2020

MXC Monday!

Tonight’s episode – “Cops vs. Cons”

Tonight’s … entertainment?:

• Wrasslin’:
  • Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
• 1989 NFL Draft – 8:00 PM | ESPN2 – 3 HRS 30 MIN
  • To get you lubed up for Thursday, Round 1 of the 1989 NFL Draft in New York City.
• Antiques Roadshow – 8:00 PM | PBS
  • From the McNay Museum in San Antonio, TX
  • Featured: Julius Cohen yellow diamond earrings, a 1928 Gibson Granada banjo and a collection of original comic art dating to around 1937..
• Better Call Saul – 9:00PM | AMC
  • Season Finale!
  • It’s an hour & twenty-five minutes, so expect something good.
• Botched – 9:00 PM | E!
  • Two big-bosomed buddies pay a visit to the doctors, while a Dubrow patient desperately needs help fixing her elephant trunk-looking breast. Meanwhile, a Nassif patient has issues that run deeper than his asymmetrical chin.

So, Canada didn’t get the memo about the ESPN “30 For 30” on the Bulls, which is why I forgot to include it yesterday. But it seems most of you knew it was coming, so sorry-not-sorry.