Your “I’m Sitting In the Kitchen Sink” Saturday Evening Open Thread

So, I have to be the designated driver at a wedding tonight. It is for one of my wife’s colleagues. I’m pretty certain it’s a ploy to keep me from embarrassing her. The tedium of the whole event will be staggering without a drink in my hand.

Joke’s on her – I don’t need alcohol to be a jackass at a work function. I’mma gon’ turn this into a werk function.

Tonight’s sports:

  • CFL:
    • Edmonton at BC – 10:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
  •  MLB:
    • Angels at Red Sox – 7:00PM | FOX (?) / Sportsnet
  • MMA:
    • Bellator MMA: Davis vs. Bader – 8:00PM | SPK, CMT
  • Left turns:
    • NASCAR XFINITY Series: American Ethanol E15 250 – 8:30PM | FS1 / TSN2
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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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laserguru

Holy fucking shit Primus.
Holy shit.
That was fun as fuck@!!@

Unsurprised

I had a pack of naked bicyclists cross my path while stopped at a crosswalk when I walked down to the waterfront Saturday market on Dr. Balls’s orders. Naturally, they were all pasty, middle-aged white guys. Leave it to Portland to ruin something as potentially interesting as naked bicycling.

JerBear50

So not quite what Queen had imagined?

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m still proud of you for going down there! And glad you didn’t take a picture.

Wait a second! Naked cyclists?!? DID YOU SEE OSZ???

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spring training?

Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

That’s evil.

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Unsurprised

Not recently enough.

JerBear50

I could if you’d stop slapping my hands away.

Romonobyl

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Romonobyl

Nap fail, still…up.

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