So, I have to be the designated driver at a wedding tonight. It is for one of my wife’s colleagues. I’m pretty certain it’s a ploy to keep me from embarrassing her. The tedium of the whole event will be staggering without a drink in my hand.
Joke’s on her – I don’t need alcohol to be a jackass at a work function. I’mma gon’ turn this into a werk function.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL:
- Edmonton at BC – 10:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- MLB:
- Angels at Red Sox – 7:00PM | FOX (?) / Sportsnet
- MMA:
- Bellator MMA: Davis vs. Bader – 8:00PM | SPK, CMT
- Left turns:
- NASCAR XFINITY Series: American Ethanol E15 250 – 8:30PM | FS1 / TSN2
Holy fucking shit Primus.
Holy shit.
That was fun as fuck@!!@
I had a pack of naked bicyclists cross my path while stopped at a crosswalk when I walked down to the waterfront Saturday market on Dr. Balls’s orders. Naturally, they were all pasty, middle-aged white guys. Leave it to Portland to ruin something as potentially interesting as naked bicycling.
So not quite what Queen had imagined?
I’m still proud of you for going down there! And glad you didn’t take a picture.
Wait a second! Naked cyclists?!? DID YOU SEE OSZ???
Spring training?
That’s evil.
Not recently enough.
I could if you’d stop slapping my hands away.
Nap fail, still…up.