LIONS SIGN STAFFORD TO $135 MILLION CONTRACT

Quarterback intends to buy the entirety of the City of Detroit; unsure what to do with remaining $130 million

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Feared conqueror; scholar; poet; revered holy man; professional raconteur; soldier of fortune; gentle yet thorough lover; bandit; blazing gypsy speedboat. I have been called most of these things.
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
Feared conqueror; scholar; poet; revered holy man; professional raconteur; soldier of fortune; gentle yet thorough lover; bandit; blazing gypsy speedboat. I have been called most of these things.
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LemonJello

How much would a gravy factory set him back?

WCS

unsure what to do with remaining $130 million

He’s got an idea:

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LemonJello
LemonJello

One of these is included with purchase:
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SonOfSpam

Tiny American flags for some, big fake boobs for others.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Come on, Stafford’s C cups are all natural