LIONS SIGN STAFFORD TO $135 MILLION CONTRACT

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Quarterback intends to buy the entirety of the City of Detroit; unsure what to do with remaining $130 million

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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LemonJello

How much would a gravy factory set him back?

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WCS

unsure what to do with remaining $130 million

He’s got an idea:

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LemonJello

One of these is included with purchase:
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SonOfSpam

Tiny American flags for some, big fake boobs for others.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Come on, Stafford’s C cups are all natural

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