So we’re locking arms now? Good — I didn’t want to #dogwhistle the alt-right to come ‘both-sides’ up Quotables every week. I mean, I guess that’s the conceding the protest but, hey, it’s not like a handful of millionaires would ever stand the chance against a couple dozen billionaires, right?

Anyways, great work this week by all. It was nice to see that, while the rest of America was battling for/against the troops, [DFO] still manages to shine on in the realms of James Harrison fines, affirmative action jokes, and England humour. It’s like your girlfriend who you only see when you call her and she gives you a time to show up and there isn’t much small talk but she costs $300/hour always says, “If you’re good at something, don’t do it for free.”

Well, admittedly, I’ve been putting off writing up this price-increase letter (non-[DFO] related; the $12 is still a good number here) all week so I need to get back to my day job now. So, that said, here are your Week 3 Quotables results!