2017 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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So we’re locking arms now? Good — I didn’t want to #dogwhistle the alt-right to come ‘both-sides’ up Quotables every week. I mean, I guess that’s the conceding the protest but, hey, it’s not like a handful of millionaires would ever stand the chance against a couple dozen billionaires, right?

Anyways, great work this week by all. It was nice to see that, while the rest of America was battling for/against the troops, [DFO] still manages to shine on in the realms of James Harrison fines, affirmative action jokes, and England humour. It’s like your girlfriend who you only see when you call her and she gives you a time to show up and there isn’t much small talk but she costs $300/hour always says, “If you’re good at something, don’t do it for free.”


Well, admittedly, I’ve been putting off writing up this price-increase letter (non-[DFO] related; the $12 is still a good number here) all week so I need to get back to my day job now. So, that said, here are your Week 3 Quotables results!


“Ref- ‘And since Tebow won’t take a knee, you need to sign him.’ Vance Joseph – ‘Oh I am, I am.'” -Game Time Decision

“I caught it….I really caught it!!!! Ouch.” -theeWeeBabySeamus

“You can tell he’s not from Jacksonville because he has all of his teeth, and you can tell he’s not British because of the quality of his teeth. So, just, who IS this man?” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers


“It was at that moment Marcus Cooper suddenly remembered that he had told his bookie to take the over on Pittsburgh.” -Brocky

“THIS IS TRUE PATRIOTISM! BLINDLY FIDDLING WITH YOUR HAT DURING COMPULSORY CEREMONIES AT IRRELEVANT SPORTING EVENTS! NO ONE DENIES THIS!” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“The only way to get through a Browns game is to pretend it’s a sweet-ass Foghat concert.” -SonOfSpam

“I haven’t seen a Texan evade a series of Patriots so successfully since the Newton Gang stayed one step ahead of federal marshals in the 1920’s.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“THIS MARSHAWN LYNCH I CALL FIREWATER BECAUSE HE’S ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF A LOT OF R*DSK*NS!!!” -LemonJello
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.

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fine work as usual, my imaginary interweb peeps

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something tells me Brother Vance is gonna become a regular in these here pages. God, how I love our new, cool black coach.

/SO FAR

//i.e., don’t lose to Oakland at home!!!111

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The fake punt call….. grrrr, but agreed; he and his staff (assistant coaches you pervert) are fantastic.

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