2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

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blaxabbath - October 6, 2017October 6, 2017

So that, above, is the silhouette of Miami’s mascot, T.D.. I swear, there is nothing about that organization that doesn’t just feel completely lazy. And that’s BEFORE the obligatory Jay Cutler jokes. They are a who team should seriously just end the season having only played 15 games.

Anyways, in Quotables news, got some double-shots today (sorry for not getting to this until like 20 minutes before it goes up, Unsurprised). Everyone seems to be hitting midseason form so this is usually my cue to comb through by fantasy lineups and fire-sale Gronk, DJax, ~~Carr~~, and Jamaal Charles. Anyways, this is all the fruits of your own labor so enjoy.

*“Nononononono! BASE!” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers*

*“The last Manning that treated a ball so carelessly turned into Chelsea.” -SonOfSpam*

*“Why is my phone blowing up with the same Kansas City number and the message is just heavy breathing and the question ‘Is my carry-out order ready’?” -LemonJello*

*“It’s this kind of emotion and melanin that made Jacoby Brisset expendable to New England.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy*

*“In Cleveland the trickster god DOINK has more powers than in other cities.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly*

*“Wait what?!?!??!? BECAUSE JESUS SAID SO, MOTHERFUCKER!!! BECAUSE YOUR GODDAMN LORD AND FUCKING SAVIOR SAID SO!!!!!” -JerBear50*

*“Stage one of the Trent Green transition process.” -Dick E. Phuck*

*“Was that blanket coverage?” -ArmedandHammered*

*“And what happened then? Well, in Chicago they say that Glennon’s neck grew three sizes that day.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy*

*“Jerry Jones: ‘GODDAMMIT! GARRETT’S TURNED HIM INTO ONE OF HIS SUPPER CLUB [expletive deleted]!’” -Unsurprised*

*“We don’t talk enough about white on white violence.” -nomonkeyfun*

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