2017 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Happy Halloween, DFO! Did you know that many Americans live in an alternate timeline where Hillary Clinton is apparently more powerful than the President of the United States? Apparently even the death of Roger Ailed couldn’t break that spell. Anyway, there was exciting football played even when it wasn’t pretty and there’s more excitement to be had with quotables. FUN WITH GIFS!


San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Pierre Garcon is knocked out of bounds by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco scrambles on third down against the Miami Dolphins.

Kansas City Chiefs running back Tyreek Hill throws an interception against the Denver Broncos

Dolphins quarterback Matt Moore throws an incomplete pass against the Baltimore Ravens

Chicago Bears tight end Zach Miller fails to complete the catch for a touchdown against the New Orleans Saints.

Oakland Raiders running back Marshawn Lynch returns to his high school and joins practice.

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco reacts to a tackle by the Miami Dolphins line backer Kiko Alonso.

Pittsburgh Steelers running back Le’veon Bell celebrates a touchdown against the Indianapolis Colts.
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.

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Enrico Pallazzo
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In the Alonso house, they call him Glass Joe Flacco.

Redshirt
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“Damn. The Porn Parodies are getting lamer by the minute.”

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“Who let Trent Green on the field?!”

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“After reviewing the play, the receiver technically only got one foot on the ground so it is an Incomplete Pass.”

nomonkeyfun
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I haven’t seen a bear’s knee bend that fast since I was at the Powerplant.

nomonkeyfun
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Tyreke Hill? More like Benny Hill. (Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.)

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Unsurprised

Kansas City Chiefs running back Tyreek Hill throws an interception against the Denver Broncos

“This is what you get for throwing the ball more than two yards forward.” — Alex Smith

nomonkeyfun
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SH- “Tonight on Hannity. Chelsea Clinton, proof she was adopted. I mean could you imagine fucking that woman.”

Female Producer- “Uh Sean, have you checked your jowels in a mirror lately.”

SH- “You’re right, but still come here and fuck me.”

FP- “For Christ’s sake Sean I’m your sister.”

LemonJello
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LemonJello

SH: *vacant-eyed, confused look on his face* “And?”

MitchKissingTitsbisky
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MitchKissingTitsbisky

Hilary’s Dirty Dossier sounds like the worst butt stuff porn title ever.

LemonJello
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LemonJello

Counterpoint:
Trump’s Rump Dump Thump
or
Wasserman-Schultz Wassersports

nomonkeyfun
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A typical “subtle” setup for a joke on the new hit comedy from CBS.

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“Man, those things break so easily these days.”
– Lawrence Taylor

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“Well sure, it seems like a good play call NOW.”
-Darrell Bevell

Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

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The convocation bravely stood up to the lone 49er

Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

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Can i be the bench?
-A Rodgers

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