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This is a new one: Esteban Loaiza, drug kingpin.
The second-winningest pitcher from Mexico in MLB history was arrested Friday with 20 kilos of heroin or cocaine, according to San Diego police records. He'll be in court Wednesday to face felony drug charges. Details are in pics. pic.twitter.com/312pf21Q4F
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) February 12, 2018
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What is “herion” ?
On a completely unrelated note, I need to start calling my contacts within the SDPD to see how they are doing. You know, over there. From a pay phone.
Does this get him in the Athlete Drug Hall of Fame?
should change his name to Highaiza imo
Dammit. Now i have to completely redo my pre-draft fantasy rankings.
/Drafts Roy Halladay first
…Too soon?
He claimed it was for personal use only.
El Seamus
Wait, are we sure Esteban Loaiza doesn’t translate as “King Hippo” somehow?
I can absolutely, positively vouch for the fact that Hippo was nowhere near there at the time.
(Psssst…Hippo, were you anywhere near there at the time?)
I almost named Hippo instead, but I briefly got my pillheads confused.
I’m booze and weed. I like pills, don’t get me wrong.
But opiates iz deffo Hippo’s domain.
Personal medicinal use only.
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