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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
I always feel guilty that I have nothing to add to the DFO menu. So, I humbly present Johnny LaRue.
Tonight’s sports:
Looks like I was wrong – THERE’S PLENTY TO WATCH WITHOUT FOOTBALL!
So, is it 2021 yet?
We are only about fifteen months away from the presidential campaigns firing up in earnest.
I want to be past that part, too.
https://www.axios.com/exclusive-trump-privately-pushing-personal-pilot-to-run-faa-1519595187-5a735cc4-63e6-4348-b980-1aadf0b8e80d.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=organic
With the kicker paragraph being:
“Dunkin has told people that when he used to fly Trump around on his private Boeing 757, they’d often find themselves stuck on the tarmac with delays. He’d tell Trump that none of this would happen if a pilot ran the FAA.”
Sweet Jesus. We are truly fucked.
Man I don’t wanna see another second of the fucking NBC Television Network for another six months
Not the worst strategy I’ve seen
Joey Ryan = gold.
Do you watch the “Being the Elite” videos the Young Bucks do with Bullet Club members? He’s been on that a lot lately where it turns out that his dick has actually lost his powers, and he’s been paying people off to pretend it’s still strong. They exposed him and sent him into a crippling depression, where he pisses in a milk jug and watches The Secret all day long. They’re also covering the Golden Lovers reunion.
https://youtu.be/q08Ik2tiE2k?t=16m3s
My daughter, re Carl’s death: “He never saw it coming, because it came from the right”
That’s the same thing that Donald Trump is going to be saying in 2020 when he loses the GOP nomination.
/plays a sad trombone
–John Kasich
He was basically offered the presidency and turned it down. He can shove that trombone up his own ass.
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