THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, I CALL HIM CUT

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
Senor Weaselo

BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE HIM.

Yes, the Raiders cut Marquette King back on Friday because Jon Gruden didn’t like his personality. Or the time he danced with a penalty flag. NEVER FORGET.

Teams including the Vikings are already reaching out to King about his services, but his plan is to wait until the draft before being recruited like teenagers with ATTITUDE.

King’ll be a cap hit of $2.9M this year, for those of you who keep track of that. And in the meantime just remember that THIS GUY JON GRUDEN is signed to coach the Raiders for the next ten years for somewhere around $100M.

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.

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[…] our own Mr. Weasel pointed out last night, Jon Gruden cut* Raiders punter Marquette King for either a desire to avoid personal foul penalties (a category the Raiders tend to finish high in […]

ballsofsteelandfury

I feel for RTD and all my Raiders buddies as all the progress that had been made in the last few years is going right down the toilet. Gruden is going to kill this team.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s amazing the degree to which I’ve tuned out of the Raiders this offseason. So much so that if they shock the world and are actually good next year, I’ll have to consider myself a bandwagon fan.

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Unsurprised

THIS GUY JON GRUDEN is signed to coach the Raiders for the next ten years for somewhere around $100M.

I hate this stupid sport and stupid league. What is wrong with me?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Marquette King cut? He doesn’t look Jewish.