Your “Another Season On The Outside Looking In” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

It’s an old episode of SCTV, taped off TV. The old local commercials are ridiculous, and the CBC bumpers are laughable. The Rough Trade appearance is very 1981; I can’t figure out why all the guys in the band are bald, but I’m guessing the English majors they date don’t care about looks.

Tonight is the last full night of the NHL regular season; the Panthers & Bruins have a make-up game tomorrow. For we Canucks fans, it’s time to start looking forward to hate-watching the Leafs until they are out of the playoffs. Then it’s rooting for Canada’s real team for the 2018 playoffs – the Winnipeg Jets!

It’s Whiteout season, baby!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Habs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Blackhawks at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Sens at Bruins – 7:00PM | City
    • Canucks at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
    • Vegas at Flames – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Thunder at Rockets – 8:30PM | ABC
  • MLB:
    • Blue Jays at Rangers – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Frozen Four – Final: Minnesota (Duluth) vs. Notre Dame – 7:30PM | ESPN / TSN
  • MLS:
    • Real Salt Lake vs. Whitecaps FC – 9:30PM | TSN
  •  UFC:
    • UFC 223 Prefight: Khabib vs. Holloway – 7:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
  • WWE:
    • Hall of Fame Induction – 10:00PM | USA
  • Rugby Sevens:
    • From Hong Kong – 12:00AM | ESPN2

I haven’t been paying attention – IS TIGER WINNING THE MASTERS?!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

It got late in a hurry

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Yup

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Not tonight, motherfucker.

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Ook seks.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Okie doke. I’m gonna go get drunk, probably high, and watch something. If you folks feel the need to imagine me masturbating to Veronica Rodriguez then do what you must. I won’t necessarily say it’s not happening.
Niters.

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I didn’t expect Richard Gere’s archives to be this thorough.

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You chose well.

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No, please just sign here for this delivery.

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I should’ve gotten beer at the store.

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Same girl as this, which is a slightly longer version of a gif from the beginning of the evening.

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Speaking of “slightly longer”.