19 Years In, and Finally Doing This at DFO.

I have been watching Die Hard every Christmas Eve since 1999. The five or six years, I’ve been rivebroging on Twitter. Twitter is a cesspool. Therefore, I’m doing this here.

Die Hard is the best Christmas movie filmed. Please feel free to join me in the komments, as I talk about this.

Yippie Kay Yay, motherefuckers.

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blaxabbath

Feeding blaxito a little early but I headed off his crying so the Mrs is still asleep. Dinner was about 45 mins late bc I didn’t bother to schedule my oven needs (just got a single – so must do that in the future). Fortunately everybody drank the booze and the weather was good and we had solid appetizers so, by the time everyone was ripping in to the crab legs….well, as my great grandmother used to say, “make em wait long enough and they’ll think anything you cook is delicious.”

I think my gifts are hidden in the guest room so I can get to those right now. But I got a photo for the kid with everyone at his first Christmas and I’m not hungover (The Good Stuff fre) so I’m calling it a success.

Go to Hell, Bidwills, and to all a good night.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sorry I wasn’t able to stay awake for the whole thing. Much love.

Wakezilla

Not only is Die Hard not a Christmas movie, Home Alone is also not a Christmas movie because they are essentially the same film that could have taken place any time of the year.

Still a great movie though

#HansGruberwasahero

Ian Scott McCormick

I’m of the same mindset. Die Hard happens to occur during Christmas. It’s trivia. Christmas movies are supposed to espouse something be it Jesus or family or merriment. Something. Die Hard espouses that John McClain kicks ass, which, yeah that’s awesome, but has nothing to do with Christmas.
And don’t say Die Hard is about family or I will slap you. It’s about ass kids and kicking. It rules. It’s just not a Christmas movie.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As I said below, it’s about property rights! That’s totally modern Christianity, thus Christmas.

Ian Scott McCormick

I went to Dyker Heights last night (McMansions but in Brooklyn, so Mediterranean and tacky as fuuuuuuuck) to see the light displays. I respect the secular displays, but there really is nothing more American Christian than the Manger displays as a house blows through $10,000 in electricity bills to show off their property. No, Jesus probably wouldn’t have been satisfied with your holistic tithing to charity. He’d probably want you to give away a hell of a lot more than that.