Whether your parade is more German

than Sesame Street,

or more North Korean

than Japanese puppet,

I hope all the Commentists are having a nice evening with friends, family, or favorite bottle.

As you eat tonight, remember that Joey Chestnut won today’s Nathan’s contest with 71 eaten.

If you recall, I once ate a dozen at a regional qualifier

and then didn’t eat for nearly two days. Maybe pace yourselves.

Tonight’s sports:

• MLB:
  • Phillies at Atlanta – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • Blue Jays at Red Sox – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
• CFL:
  • Tiger-Cats at Alouettes – 7:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
• Futbol:
  • LA Galaxy vs. Toronto FC – 10:30PM | TSN

Looks like most of you might have to talk to relatives tonight. Good thing it’s a holiday.