Your Oh Crap, Nobody Wrote a Monday Open Thread

Good evening my hilarious Door Flies Open family.  I’ve been tapped to create an Open Thread for tonight’s festivities, to of course give our army of brigands a place to let loose and make their assorted dick jokes and gif drops.

In what I’m going to watch news, I am 3 episodes into The Boys on Amazon and I am ready for more really inappropriate superhero action, probably followed by another episode of Holey Moley, which is awesome.

What the heck is happening tonight in sports?

After the Mets (wait, they’ve won 10 of 11?) knocked off the Marlins in the opener of a doubleheader, we have a fairly full slate of based-on-balls tonight.

Already in progress as I write this are the:

Yankees at Orioles

Brewers at Pirates

Rangers at Indians

White Sox at Tigers

Royals at Red Sox

Angels at Reds

Blue Jays at Rays

Marlins at Mets in the second half of the doubleheader

A’s at Cubs

and

Braves at Twins

If you’re still waiting, you’re probably watching

Phillies at Diamondbacks at 8:40

Nationals at Giants at 8:45

or if you’re really smart like old Internet Dad

Cardinals at Dodgers at 9:10

Question: does pro wrestling count here?  If so, Monday Night Raw is happening?

It’s going to be a long night in the Morris house, but we’ll get through it together.

Now, to THE OPEN THREAD

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Latest acquisition (mint first edition – there are a LOT of reprints of this issue).

I am on a spree.

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Brick Meathook

Also these two, yesterday:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Couldn’t happen to a better team.