2020 Banner Madness: The End is Near

After today, the Ice Milk Eight, the Penultimate Four, and the championship which doesn’t get a fancy name.

When we last left the SHAN’KHOR Region we realized the world was going to hell and to hunker down at the Winchester for a nice cold pint until this all blew over.

Which’ll be god-knows-how-long. Fortunately the college remains open and I still get my hours in, so I just lose all the freelancing. Which is a chunk of my income, yes, but not all of it. Again, more in a future Senor in the City. Hey, maybe I’ll write some of that because it’s not like I have gigs.

Also I should practice, because the Sibelius Violin Concerto is difficult and I haven’t really looked at it as much as I hoped I would.

7. “Tony Romo’s mic breaking down is perfect, because Tony Romo always fell apart in the postseason.” beats 5. “Fitzgerald is coming back to the Cardinals? I’m guessing that BS in communications from Phoenix University Online didn’t open as many doors as he thought it would.” 14-13

55. “I’m not saying Belichick’s son looks like a homeless person, but Scotchy just slit his throat.” beats 1. “Like most vaunted Ds, it ultimately disappoints” 17-13

59. “If Garrett had only hit a woman with that helmet he’d be back by Week 14.” beats 46. “Rim the top of a Narragansett tall boy ‘Not too tall or they’ll hit the shower head.’ -J. Sandusky” 20-9

34. “If the German men’s team is called ‘Die Mannschaft,’ then it follows that the women’s team should be called ‘Die Neinschaft.’” beats 23. “The last time Magic Johnson said that he wanted to have fun again he had to go on a retroviral cocktail.” 18-12

Which gives the following polls:

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We’ll be down to 8 comments left after these. Get your handicapping in now!