Your 2021 Banner Championship

There's only one thing left to do, right? Well, actually, there are two things. The first: Semifinal Results35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” defeats 44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” 18-10 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in

Banner Madness: The 2021 Penultimate Four!

Yes, and then there were four. From 52. Our region winners: BLEERGH Regional Final44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats 6. “What do Kobe and democracy have in common? They both died this past week.” 13-11 GAMBLOR Regional Final35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking

2021 Banner Madness: Salty 16, Day 2

Other half of the bracket to cover. Let's get started: In the SHAN'KHOR Region: 34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” defeats 27. “The Stanley Cup is continuing its 53-year boycott of Toronto, if that’s what you mean.” 15-9 33. “[My partner] told me

2021 Banner Madness: Salty 16, Day 1

Well, we're a day behind where we were hoping, but that's okay. We'll still be done by the end of the month. Regardless, we're into the rounds that actually get nicknames, and it means we move to covering greater area of bracket. We start once again in the BLEERGH Region with

2021 Banner Madness: Second Round, Day 4

And again, we finish the round with the DOINK Region. First up, first round results: 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” had a bye. 29. “The Lions replacing their fans with cardboard cutout has nothing to do with COVID-19 though. It’s suicide-prevention month.” defeats 7. “The last time I

2021 Banner Madness: Second Round, Day 3

Onto the SHAN'KHOR Region's first round results: 27. “The Stanley Cup is continuing its 53-year boycott of Toronto, if that’s what you mean.” had a bye. 34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” defeats 10. “If you try to stop it, Marty McSorley

2021 Banner Madness: Second Round, Day 2

Once again onto the GAMBLOR Region with results and polls: 11. “An XFL stadium employee tested positive for coronavirus, so Vince McMahon can finally celebrate the XFL going viral.” defeats 12. “Everything I voted for is losing. Sometimes I hate being reminded I’m a Democrat.” 12-11 43. “I think I heard that