Well, we’re a day behind where we were hoping, but that’s okay. We’ll still be done by the end of the month.

Regardless, we’re into the rounds that actually get nicknames, and it means we move to covering greater area of bracket. We start once again in the BLEERGH Region with second round results.

44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats 51. “Haha, the interesting thing is now every commenter has hobo blood lust and will have to fulfill it on their own.” 17-4

52. “‘Ben trying to slam it in there.’ Is he watching the game or reading a deposition?” defeats 16. “Jesus just popped a bottle [of] champagne to celebrate that he still has the only undefeated life in history.” 12-9

6. “What do Kobe and democracy have in common? They both died this past week.” defeats 21. “Joe Biden is so senile he thought his Aunt Jemima bottle was a trophy from the NAACP.” 15-6

31. “Think Dallas has to change their name to Houston after getting scored on this much.” defeats 23. “Australia is Willy Wonka’s Factory as an entire continent.” 12-9

And in the GAMBLOR Region:

11. “An XFL stadium employee tested positive for coronavirus, so Vince McMahon can finally celebrate the XFL going viral.” defeats 43. “I think I heard that at the end of his rookie year, Lamar Jackson bought his O-line [R]olex watches. Joe Burrow should get his O-line IED’s.” 11-9

35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” defeats 8. “THIS OSCARS, I CALL IT ‘LEGALIZATION’ BECAUSE IT’S A VICTORY FOR BONGS EVERYWHERE” 19-1

41. “Washington is gonna have to remove ‘Football’ from their name next.” defeats 25. “Relax fucker; we are just trying to figure out if Billy Idol eat[s] Thin Mints.” 11-9

22. “Most productive Pole since Chopin. Or the one in the Vegas Spearmint Rhino.” defeats 14. “Rumors are that NFL is considering playing the 2020 season in empty stadiums with no fans. They have asked the Bengals for advice.” 11-9

Once again, a quartet of polls gives us:

(BLEERGH Regional Semis)

44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” vs. 52. “‘Ben trying to slam it in there.’ Is he watching the game or reading a deposition?”

6. “What do Kobe and democracy have in common? They both died this past week.” vs. 31. “Think Dallas has to change their name to Houston after getting scored on this much.”

(GAMBLOR Regional Semis)

11. “An XFL stadium employee tested positive for coronavirus, so Vince McMahon can finally celebrate the XFL going viral.” vs. 35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.”

41. “Washington is gonna have to remove ‘Football’ from their name next.” vs. 22. “Most productive Pole since Chopin. Or the one in the Vegas Spearmint Rhino.”

Hey, we hit poll 200! Anyway, go vote!