What the above said, which is why this is being posted now. It's still March! But first things first, the final results, since it is the final. Drum roll please? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYThjIe3IBo That is a weak timpani solo, as when I played it it was an entire cadenza, but let's try that again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzAfTmC3It0 Your
We got a big one going tonight, so let's get started. We'll start off with the lesser important stuff. NCAA Tournament Action: It's the Flacco Eight! Winners move to the Wrongly-Named Four. West Regional Final: #1 Gonzaga vs. #3 Texas Tech (6:09 Eastern, TBS) South Regional Final: #1 Virginia vs. #3 Purdue (8:49 Eastern,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqZY8P42pLo Wait, did I not specifically say that it's the Penultimate Four because it is NOT final? Yes, but I've got the song for tomorrow already lined up. Or even… SONGS. Welcome to the Super Smash Bros. Melee Final Destination stage, which as everyone knows is the only place you're allowed to
The days dwindle and we'll end up being done before the actual Final Four is settled (though the unveiling of the commenters may be for another couple days after). We had our first two entrants punch (no, not that kind, Ray) their tickets to the Penultimate Four (this year located
Welcome to the Ice Milk Eight, sponsored by Flanders' Unflavored Non-Fat Ice Milk! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3bj3o1 Don't be swayed by pretenders! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovfM7dvFto0 Which is apparently a thing now, it's a brand of organic, uh, milk substitutes? I'm not using the term "nut juice," but, yes. That. We have the semifinal results in the BLEERGH Region, to see
We conclude the Saucy 16 today with the BOLTMAN Region, which, fun (not really fun) fact, has the lowest combined seeds of the four regions, which sounds like the chaos that BOLTMAN would have. The other three regions had the 1 or the 2 seed still in it as of
We enter the final week of this shindig, and that's the interesting week where it gets good because there's championships and stuff to be won. At this point there are 12 entries left after the first two days of matchups. Bring out the entries! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0 Okay, maybe a little less circus-y. Can
Let's just run down the rest of the second round results before we get to today's Saucy 16 action. Of course, the Saucy 16 is sponsored by Senor's House of Pain: New episodes coming this April! Fuck, we've already gone corporate. Welp, let's get through these. First the SHAN'KHOR Regional's results. 1.
This tournament started at the beginning of the month with 64 of the best banners that we found archived, whether elsewhere on the Internet or by us, from the first three years of this website. Some of course may differ from the 64 chosen if they had their own list.
The round's almost over, so dance break! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaPqWjkyzzk And then we shall be down to 16, a full round ahead of the real one! It all comes a-barrelin' to the end of the month. In addition, a couple notes on what's coming up in April—the filming of BattleBots Season 4, which means
It's a double dip, and with some updates! And now we can say Happy Tournament. WELCOME TO THE MADNESS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4 Or the Muse song, but they used that a bunch of years ago. Hell, they might still be using it? Meanwhile, here are some second round updates. Second Round, BLEERGH Region 1. “Aaron Hernandez (neck)
Still not happy tournament. The real shit starts tomorrow. I've made it abundantly clear at this point. Also you'll get round updates soon, some of these may be getting pre-written due to prior engagements that'll take up the entire day. Opera week was hard enough while in school. It's harder