There’s only one thing left to do, right? Well, actually, there are two things. The first:
Semifinal Results
35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” defeats 44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” 18-10
46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” defeats 34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” 23-5
And now the second, the reason why we’re here: 52 were entered into the competition, and now only two remain. Your grand final matchup…
35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” vs. 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.”
Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.PLEASE NOTE IT’S AN UPDATED POLL, PERSON WHO VOTED PLEASE VOTE AGAIN.
Once again for the championship, like the Penultimate Four, it’s 48 hours to vote. As for voting, you know the drill by now. (LET’S UPDATE THIS TO THURSDAY NOON DFO TIME.)
Winner/crib notes will go out sometime Thursday, probably after the BattleBots Beat. Maybe Friday. We’ll see how the schedule shakes out. I can say this though, there will be a winner who’s not me, so whoever wins, you’ll get a thing I’ll send ya! (Speaking of, there’s a new Birdgirl show on Adult Swim starting Sunday that I’m positive a bunch of us’ll be watching.)
One last time, go vote!
I have been disenfranchised! I’m calling Gloria Allred, clearly this is happening because I don’t have a penis.
Senor Weaselo, artist’s concept:
Well I tried tweaking when the poll started and making it so the poll doesn’t expire and then I’ll close it manually. The weird thing is that someone still managed to vote!
I’m playing with it, and I’ll give an updated “polls close time” once I figure out what broke in the first place.
Hey, that worked!
Not for me!
Funny it did for me, but then the driver of the little bus I rode to school always told me I was special.
Hmm…
It is showing only one vote, mine, which of course is the only one that matters, unless of course my wife has an opinion.
Yeah, I’ve realized that, and it did the same with the first poll too. I’m not sure why given that I put it to no expiration dates.
This poll’s theme song should be “You Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer.
I see we’ve implemented the Russian version of “one person, one vote”
This poll:
This poll is a museum masterpiece as you can only look, but not touch.
THIS POLL I CALL IT EVERY WOMAN I MET IN HIGH SCHOOL CAUSE IT WON’T LET ME TOUCH IT.
Just like Caitlyn Jenner, this is missing its pole.
I’m 100% certain the same thing happened last year, and I made the same joke.
But I’m lazy enough to both repeat that joke and not research if I did in fact repeat that joke.
Anyway, looks like this Caitlyn post has reversed its pole position just like last time, making this joke as impotent as Caitlyn herself.
Wait. Where am I voting? Is this part of that new Georgia law where I have to live in a white neighborhood to get a voting station?
I’ll get you a water.
/is arrested