#NuAIDS Monday Flacco Eight F-ck Yeah! (and Open Thread)

If a dick joke erupts in the forest, and there’s no jizz mopper around to deal…does it make a no ofence?

12MW Oregon State (+8) v. 2MW Houston (7:15, CBS)

Where’s the love, yo?  Niiiiiiiiiiice Beaver still a yuge underdog, and they don’t even get the late time slot for their victory-starved West Coast fans?  Not kewl, Abed!  I have no idea what to expect, other than the Beavs’ #5 being a throwback badass type.  Seriously, just watch this dude ball (especially on defensing).

3S Arkansas (+7.5) v. 1S Baylor (9:57, CBS)

Man, GAMBLOR sure sees consistent outcomes tonight.  Bay-Bay has the “been here before” factoUr in its favoUr, but pig Sooey seems like they MIGHT be well-suited to this matchup.  Then again, we done seen Waco’s finest make a big comeback and win going away – despite nobody shooting a lick.  You might notice that all four of tonight’s participants are really fucking good on defense.  I don’t believe this to be a coincidence.  Though if Gonzaga continues to miss, like, 5 shots a game (getting offensive rebounds on 4), they seem prettay…prettay…prettay hard to beat.

Reminder – you ARE allowed to speak of other things.  But if it’s regular season ICE FITBAW or The Association?  Oh, Hippo gon’ judge.  You think Hippo ain’t gon’ judge?