Here’s where we would ordinarily start pre-dreading Monday…but there’s hoops on the schedule Monday and Tuesday! THANKS, #NuAIDS!! Always knew u wuz kewl.
11E UCLA (+6.5) v. 2E Alabama (7:15, TBS)
This would be such a no-contest if it were FITBAW. But does the universe favoUr balance, giving the Conference of Shempions THREE teams in the Flacco Eight? Hippo says YES.
7W Oregon (+2) v. 6W Southern Cal (9:45, TBS)
Should (when) the Bruins win, the number will be three fo’ sho, since this here matchup can’t end in a Draw. Oh, I want to back Coach Andy and his Troi Boiz here, but my predicto-mind is cloudy. Remember when he made that badass run (with his hot wife in the stands, as pictured every other minute) at the Credit Union? That was what we called FGCU, if you can’t remember that far back.
Enjoy the games. Talk about whatever you’d like, if PAC-tion ain’t your thing.
The Ever Given is free…lol
Testing…
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is our broadcast day over?
Be glad I left the 1kHz tone off.
In Mexico, they play the national anthem at the beginning and end of each broadcast day. If it’s a 24 hour station, it’s always at midnight.
Yay Spoiled Children! Now for some Tucch. Arrivederci!
They need to wrap this up. Stanley Tucchi is coming on in 20 minutes.
Getting kinda Quackers
Triggered a memory. I guess these were the proto-Golden Grahams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRa_7UYXbb4
We’ve got to have the battle of Los Angeles!
#DownRodeo
Gumby is currently talking shit to all of our friends from Birmingham. He’s mean, but hilarious.
My man
He is Gumby, damnit. He is supreme.
Okay, not sure why TNT’s “We now join the current presentation already in progress” vignette is an overview of a seedy motel, but I guess that’s 2020+3mo. for you.
3 teams from the Pac-12 in the Flacco Eight. The seeds are 11, 12, and either a 6 or 7.
Fuck off, other conferences. (Except the Big West, obvs)
Bill Walton would be really happy, if he wasn’t too high to notice.
Conference of champions! Did I ever tell the story of when I ate acid with Jerry Garcia? Awesome, epic stuff! The bike paths in this town are amazing! Have you tried the quinoa?
I AM HAPPY even if my bracket is sad.
WOO BRUINS GO DUCKS
That was a great game, I’m kind of sweaty!
BGR, how’d you find this on twitter and not share with the class?
https://twitter.com/AnAngryOpossum/status/1376273658000326656?s=19
Does Alabama know they’re allowed to scroe in overtime?
That’s what happens when you get a last second 3 to tie the game. They celebrated too much and now have nothing in the tank for the extra five minutes.
This UCLA team done morphed into their head coach. Ugly as sin, but tougher than you’d expect.
I would say Bama is heartbroken, but I doubt this has any impact on Spring FITBAW practice.
Bob Marley’s midget PG nephew to ice it!
This is making up for the first two wet bags of shit!
OT, crazy time!
PACtion reigns!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: Everything sucks again. Godfuckingdamnit.
Alabama is going back to the nut-hugger shorts from the 70’s after that call.
PAAAAAWWWWLLLL, I don’t reckon Coach Bryant wud’ve put up with them baggy shorts looking liek THUGS ,, what say yeeeewwwww?
Is a jersey people?
It makes a human sandwich.
How am I doing in th DFO tourney pool? I have watched none of the college basketballing.
There are 19 contestants.
You are 19th.
So you’re saying he still has a chance!
I’m in 5th place, and I think we have the same chance, since I picked Illinois to win it all.
What’s the opposite of a gently used Fleshlight? A pristine buttplug?
Oh great, the one year I forget to enter and get last place…
I’m sure you’ll still be able to come from behind.
imho UCLA should go back to their first half strategy of making difficult 3s at the end of the shot clock
<3 <3 PAC-tion!!!!!
fucking second half
I’ll give 42 credit. They got Crosley Field accurate when they showed Jackie Robinson getting racist taunts from Cincinnati Reds fans and Pee Wee Reese going over to first to put his arm around him as a sign of support to his (almost) hometown crowd. Too bad “progress” and I-75 had to destroy it. Riverfront Stadium had no soul to it. At least Great American Ball Park got some of it back.
I think all of those multipurpose stadiums are all gone now, except for the one in Oakland. Probably just as well.
I saw a ball game at the old Veterans Memorial in Philadelphia. Easily the worst stadium experience ever.
I did get a chance to see a game in the new Cincinnati ballpark; I was pretty drunk, but recall that I liked it.
UCLA sure do have some goofy looking fuckers in the rotation.
If you can’t beat them with talent, baffle them with bullshit.
/also, why does Mick Cronin wear a thong around his chin??
I’m sure this has been posted before.
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I thought UMBCU was the credit union smdsdh
Mick Cronin’s team is in the Sweet 16?! I suddenly give a flying feather about the NCAA Division 1 Men’s Basketball Tournament.
I’m a Bruins supporter and I wasn’t thrilled when they hired him. Not a big fan of “rage head” coaches. The team responded though but he’s still a rage head.
Why do colleges hire head coaches whose initial default setting is “Asshole?”
That’s probably because he was an assistant under Bob Huggins and his default setting was an 11/10.
All the UC’s teams under Cronin were good, plus when UC/Xavier had the fight at the Crosstown Shootout, he won me over by his response. His players respond to him.
muthafucka making Hippo moneys. U B Nice!!111