2021 Banner Madness: First Round, Day 3

Day 3 takes us to the other side of the bracket and the SHAN’KHOR Region. Why is it an H and not a L? Well, potential sectarian violence aside, original spelling has an H, not an L, so I’m going with that as DFO deity canon. Will I get crucified for it? Possibly. But that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. With that here are the entrants:

27. “The Stanley Cup is continuing its 53-year boycott of Toronto, if that’s what you mean.” vs. -BYE-

34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” vs. 10. “If you try to stop it, Marty McSorley appears from out of nowhere and cross-checks you”

15. “Florida Warden: ‘Hey, you! Get the hell out of this park! You’re not supposed to be here!’ Brady: ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am?!’ Florida Warden: ‘No, not really.’ Brady: [sighs, feels deflated]” vs. -BYE-

26. “Atalanta Falacons.” vs. 33. “[My partner] told me a joke about a dwarf rap[p]elling down the wall of a prison. I didn’t laugh, because it was a little condescending.” (Name has been redacted in the interest of anonymity.)

4. “It’s a bright, shiny Pats-less world and I feel fine.” vs. 19. “The protests have reached Cleveland but with the current condition of the city it’ll be social unrest’s first ever beautification riot.”

13. “March was the first school-shooting-free month since 2002. DO BETTER, APRIL.” vs. 40. “Gotta think Michigan is tanking for Trevor Lawrence.”

32. “I’ve seen better tackling at Brad Parscale’s Florida residence.” vs. 42. “THIS WASHINGTON TEAM, I CALL THEM FOIA DOCUMENTS BECAUSE THEY WERE AT LEAST MORE INTERESTING WHEN THEY WERE REDACTED!”

45. “I’m getting more COVID information from Fantasy Football morning shows than the Trump Administration.” vs. -BYE-

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