Day 3 takes us to the other side of the bracket and the SHAN’KHOR Region. Why is it an H and not a L? Well, potential sectarian violence aside, original spelling has an H, not an L, so I’m going with that as DFO deity canon. Will I get crucified for it? Possibly. But that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. With that here are the entrants:
27. “The Stanley Cup is continuing its 53-year boycott of Toronto, if that’s what you mean.” vs. -BYE-
34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” vs. 10. “If you try to stop it, Marty McSorley appears from out of nowhere and cross-checks you”
15. “Florida Warden: ‘Hey, you! Get the hell out of this park! You’re not supposed to be here!’ Brady: ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am?!’ Florida Warden: ‘No, not really.’ Brady: [sighs, feels deflated]” vs. -BYE-
26. “Atalanta Falacons.” vs. 33. “[My partner] told me a joke about a dwarf rap[p]elling down the wall of a prison. I didn’t laugh, because it was a little condescending.” (Name has been redacted in the interest of anonymity.)
4. “It’s a bright, shiny Pats-less world and I feel fine.” vs. 19. “The protests have reached Cleveland but with the current condition of the city it’ll be social unrest’s first ever beautification riot.”
13. “March was the first school-shooting-free month since 2002. DO BETTER, APRIL.” vs. 40. “Gotta think Michigan is tanking for Trevor Lawrence.”
32. “I’ve seen better tackling at Brad Parscale’s Florida residence.” vs. 42. “THIS WASHINGTON TEAM, I CALL THEM FOIA DOCUMENTS BECAUSE THEY WERE AT LEAST MORE INTERESTING WHEN THEY WERE REDACTED!”
45. “I’m getting more COVID information from Fantasy Football morning shows than the Trump Administration.” vs. -BYE-
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Kevin The Broom is having himself a game for Man City against the Saints. 5-2 with 30 minutes to go.
Sure, he was driving with a BAC of .30, but don’t call him deplorable:
‘Hey we’re good people’: Former MLB star Johnny Damon touted friendship with Trump during DUI arrest – Raw Story – Celebrating 16 Years of Independent Journalism
He and his wife are awful. Somehow didn’t get shot while resisting. Somehow.
If you’re BA is more than your life-time batting average, maybe shut up about being targeted.
I still haven’t received my “I Voted” sticker yet for the last round. Just reminding you.
Just be happy you got to vote. The Republicans took mine away.
Premier League announcers just had to apologize after someone yelled “Oh fuck off!” at the top of their lungs during play.
Classic.
$GME traders jumping out the window right now; being passed on the way down by $GME’s share price.
the shorters are finally gonna get paid.
Something weird is going on – both on the way up and on the way down here. I don’t think retail is the one pulling the strings here.
CFL and XFL in formal talks to “collaborate, innovate and grow the game”. Wonder what this will bring
That’s “collabourate, innouvate, and grouw the game.”
Not to split hairs here, but wasn’t it “Atalanta Falacons”?
I believe so. That actually makes the joke.
But let’s get real. No one is voting for a soccer joke.
Perhaps VAR will overturn the voting results.
I still don’t get it
same, but so many jokes and references here that I miss here, so it’s just one more
Atalanta FC is a soccer club in Serie A and blew a big lead to lose a game in the FA cup. May be wrong about the tourney.
Edit: it was actually the UEFA Champions league.
thanks for the explanation
No worries.
TextEdit might’ve autocorrected it, but it is indeed. Will see if I can edit.
Some potential upsets in there…
I see big things ahead for #34.