Banner Madness: The 2021 Penultimate Four!

Yes, and then there were four. From 52. Our region winners:

BLEERGH Regional Final
44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats
6. “What do Kobe and democracy have in common? They both died this past week.” 13-11

GAMBLOR Regional Final
35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” defeats 41. “Washington is gonna have to remove ‘Football’ from their name next.” 17-9

SHAN’KHOR Regional Final
34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” defeats 19. “The protests have reached Cleveland but with the current condition of the city it’ll be social unrest’s first ever beautification riot.” 13-12

DOINK Regional Final
46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” defeats 5. “I’m shocked Kobe Bryant has passed away, strictly because that would be the first time he has passed.” 18-7

So there it is. Your Penultimate Four. The brackets were done top-left to bottom-right so this is how they line up as well.

44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” vs. 35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.”

34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” vs. 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.”

Not only that, but fuck it, let’s get 48 hours to vote. Why not?

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So yeah, 48 hours to vote. Do the thing!