And again, we finish the round with the DOINK Region. First up, first round results:

46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” had a bye.

29. “The Lions replacing their fans with cardboard cutout has nothing to do with COVID-19 though. It’s suicide-prevention month.” defeats 7. “The last time I saw someone get this excited about a baby nut, the FBI came and threw him into a van.” 14-12

39. “No wonder you don’t hear about Falcons players getting COVID, they can’t seem to catch anything.” defeats 18. “I knew we should have amended the DFO bylaws to forbid leaving the site via death.” 17-8

9. “Working in a grocery store the week when Shastas were on the sale has been and always be my [V]ietnam” defeats 50. “The South Park cutouts deserve a refund for this game.” 17-8

47. “Like always, Tits didn’t pay attention to the fat guy.” had a bye.

5. “I’m shocked Kobe Bryant has passed away, strictly because that would be the first time he has passed.” defeats 2. “These Ravens fans are so quiet you can hear a gunshot right now.” 17-7

3. “Wilson hasn’t felt this much pressure to score since his wedding night.” defeats 28. “Houston’s only deep threat now is the next storm surge.” 15-10

37. “Door Flies Open: Come for the camaraderie. Stay for the logistical discussions on teabagging!” had a bye.

So your second round is:

46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” vs. 29. “The Lions replacing their fans with cardboard cutout has nothing to do with COVID-19 though. It’s suicide-prevention month.”

39. “No wonder you don’t hear about Falcons players getting COVID, they can’t seem to catch anything.” vs. 9. “Working in a grocery store the week when Shastas were on the sale has been and always be my [V]ietnam”

47. “Like always, Tits didn’t pay attention to the fat guy.” vs. 5. “I’m shocked Kobe Bryant has passed away, strictly because that would be the first time he has passed.”

3. “Wilson hasn’t felt this much pressure to score since his wedding night.” vs. 37. “Door Flies Open: Come for the camaraderie. Stay for the logistical discussions on teabagging!”

We’ll take Wednesday (and potentially Thursday considering I have the Beat to write-up—and debate whether we’ll break down Bounty Hunters in detail considering it’s already been on Discovery+ for several weeks but will be on Discovery proper starting this Thursday) to compile results before the Salty 16.

Go vote!