2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 3

I believe we're still owed a region of results before we move onto today's portion of the bracket. Your BOLTMAN Region first round results: 16. “THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS I CALL THEM ROBERT MULDOON, BECAUSE THEY GOT EATEN ALIVE BY THE RAPTORS.” BEATS 1. “[Is] there also a Cripso’s on another corner in

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 2

It's St. Patrick's Day, which means green things for all! I can't do anything with it, I'm working today. And I'd give jigs as your obligatory dance music, but those aren't as fun as this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM IT'S DANCE-ADJACENT, CLOSE ENOUGH. I could have posted Riverdance. Do you want Riverdance? No, you do

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 15 (End of the Round!)

The first couple days of the proper NCAA Tournament (not you, First Four, you're not fooling anyone) are hectic as all hell as you go across every conceivable network to find the games, and once again remember what TruTV is—occasionally they have that World's Dumbest show, which is how we know

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round Day 14

14 days to complete a round? What are we, the world's longest Row, Row, Row Your Boat round? No, that gets no YouTube link. Today we get The Man, Jascha Heifetz, playing a polonaise. Except I prefer the A Major—I've played them both but I like the A Major better

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 13

13 days, what is this, the… ah, I got nothing. Well that's not true, I have this lovely dance number https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeHF_0dyd0g and I have the results of the SHAN'KHOR Regional right here. 1. “Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof [sic], tv timeout routine. Really gets my nipples hard for more

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 12

Day 12 of the first round? What is this, Christmas? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjXm7Oc5Xg Yes, clearly Blax is better than this than I am, since he made the banner and thus that banner will be available for the 2020 tournament (and he is assured of at least one entry), assuming the ratings get us renewed.

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 11

Another day to do the things and vote the votes and see if there are other crazy double-digit upsets and see what kind of ridiculous dance-related reference I can come up with, the more obscure the better! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnclWqJF9og Okay, that's pretty damn obscure. I think this was on… PBS Kids? A quick

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 10

Cue Blax's comment for 10 days of first rounds. But here are those long-awaited GAMBLOR Region results. 16. “THESE PROVIDENCE FRIARS, I CALL THEM LEX STEELE BECAUSE THEY ARE PUSHING THESE TROJANS TO THE LIMIT!” BEATS 1. “I keep waiting for one big hit that causing [sic] a player’s jersey to start

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3kp5BLF6Q The song doesn't have dance in the title, which made it a bitch and a half to figure out the actual title of the song. Two regions down (so half the first round), so here we go to the SHAN'KHOR region! Sorry all, GAMBLOR Regional results go out tomorrow if you